This is one of those issues that you just have to stand back and admire.
Coach K was whining last night - and he might be talking about his team's safety, but what he's really upset about is that every time he loses a game on the road, he has to watch this happen in front of him.
Duke has been stormed 42 times out of their last 50 road losses. That has to be annoying, but...
Total fatalities - 0
Injuries, that I am aware of - 0
Major incidents, that I am aware of - 0
Total # of feelings hurt - 42 x (however many Dukies are present)
My favorite was the time K put the walkons in and then went to the locker room with the starters before the storming.
Anywho, somehow, I think that mankind will survive court storming. We have evolved enough where we can navigate a ten-foot wide stairwell and then a 50' run towards an empty court without mass casualties.
If that is too dangerous, I propose we ban Christmas shopping at the mall - that feels infinitely more congested to me. I don't want to die outside a Yankee Candle.