You know, ordinarily I wouldn't complain about this, because there have been stories about how "goofy" Breanna acts. But this was not about what she does or how she acts (more about that in a moment). This is about how she looks. I am dead certain that Rebecca Lobo, who as a student athlete displayed at least a couple of prominent physical characteristics that she was born with and that she wished she could have changed, would not have wanted some announcer calling attention to what was obvious to each and every person who ever cast eyes on her. That, by the way, is true of many of us. That may be a hell of a wart on your face, but you don't need some moron pointing it out when everyone can see it.
Meanwhile, there was, not long ago, a story about how goofy Breanna's behavior is. Wish I could attribute it, but I read a lot of stuff and do not remember where I saw it. What stuck in my mind were two examples. First, she and Stef were bouncing from one bed to another, taking photos of each other appearing to be flying. Imaginative, yes? High-spirited? Sure. Goofy? Not so sure, and who's to say it wasn't Stef's idea, anyway? The other was that she snuck up behind one of the coaches and put her hands over the coach's eyes. Surprise!!! That was not goofy. It was lame.
Long story short, as a model for the basketball player of the future, Breanna blows me away. As a model for goofiness, um, not so much. And as for the announcers, it'd be one thing if they made a simple reference to the fact that she has these long arms and kind of walks funny and left it at that, but the reference was repetitious and seemed a calculated attempt to make Breanna more "interesting" (and not necessarily in a good way) than she is.
The truth? Breanna seems, despite all this, to be a modest, athletically driven kid with amazing gifts cultivated by her father, who seems to be a nice guy who knows how to keep things in perspective. She is, against all odds, not a diva and not really goofy. She is normal. It's not a sexy story for ESPN to sell, but it sure is nice to see.