Game Day Haiku UConn vs Seton Hall

[Hey Adrien!]

Willard in the house
He's not happy that we're back
Show him he was right

It's hilarious
that everyone brings this up:
sarcasm alert?

 

[DALTX]

Hall: wrong shade of blue
Huskies: rusty, better blue
Time to grind and shine

 

[Ewekon]

No sauce-off today
Husky fans are united
Abeetz beats pizza

Except as noted
All solid haiku today
We are all teammates

@Son of Robert
It's almost time for the game
Can you make us whole?

A simple request:
Can you rewrite compliment
also in haiku?

My haiku response
Was fifteen syllables off
U Connt do that here

 

[Com'rGordon]

Jalen Gaffney can’t guard a parked car.
The end

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Jalen Gaffney can’t guard a parked car.
The end

Your lack of haiku
Was lethal to the mojo
And cost us the game

Which is more stupid:
my exaggeration, or
yours plus non-haiku?

 

[Son of Robert]

Wow, you screwed the pooch
Right out of the gates Robert
We lose, you walk plank

That howl is just 5?
How can this be with 3 vow'ls?
And that final line???

Can you correct it?
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give

How 'bout this instead:
Marvin's howl is best ever
But cannot be spelled

Loosely, a dipthong
Marvin's howl is just one sound
give it a listen

Don't see a problem
with extra separate line
adding color sirs