Game Day Haiku UConn vs Seton Hall

[Son of Robert]

Wow, you screwed the pooch
Right out of the gates Robert
We lose, you walk plank

That howl is just 5?
How can this be with 3 vow'ls?
And that final line???

Can you correct it?
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give

How 'bout this instead:
Marvin's howl is best ever
But cannot be spelled

Loosely, a dipthong
Marvin's howl is just one sound
give it a listen

Don't see a problem
with extra separate line
adding color sirs