Game Day Haiku UConn vs Seton Hall

[Son of Robert]

Late start for haiku
at long last, a game to watch
Let's get it on, aaouuuuuuhhhhh


could be the best howl ever by Marvin Gaye

 

[8893]

Wow, you screwed the pooch
Right out of the gates Robert
We lose, you walk plank

 

[OkaForPrez]

I’m concerned for Rich.
Haiku Thread is his remit.
Hoping you are well.

 

[mussels]

Seton Hall is tall
but most Huskies pee on trees
and dogs bite pirates.

 

[formerlurker]

Perfect Saturday
UConn beats Hall, with Bouknight
Chef apology

 

[8893]

Aye, Ajax is back
Who battens down on Mamu?
Pirates walk the plank

 

[QDOG5]

Avast ye Pirates
Ye Sons of Biscuit Eaters
A Flogging Awaits

 

[Vuce]

Finally a game!
Andrew Gaze isn’t playing
Let’s get it Huskies!

 

[QDOG5]

A blast from the past
Aussie, Aussie oi oi oi
Pirates on Barbie

 

[ZenConn]

Defense and Rebounds
Bring the energy, Huskies!
Get the Win! Lets Go!

 

[TerryBoyz]

No Bouk, no Akok.
Will the Huskies play a Crook?
Steal one from the Hall.

 

[QuickDraw]

finally a game
please do not be lame, ok
no rust on this day


a second haiku
to ensure we win this one
let them have some fun

 

[Ewekon]

Late start for haiku
at long last, a game to watch
Let's get it on, aaouuuuuuhhhhh


could be the best howl ever by Marvin Gaye

Go get the Pirate
Booty hidden in Gampel
No not cheerleaders'

 

[Hey Adrien!]

A shot of hot sauce
is now a pre-game routine.
Sinuses happy.

 

[Ewekon]

Seton is beaten
Kicked down the hall like a ball
Chewed by Jonathan

 

[wheelerdog]

Willard in the house
He's not happy that we're back
Show him he was right

 

[JakeTheDog]

Connecticut has
Better pizza than jersey
My sauces tell me

 

[CL82]

September 19th
Is talk like a pirate day
But that’s not today.

Seton Hall thinks that
It is a Big East power
Oh really? We’ll see.

New era is here
Connecticut in Big East
The big dog is back.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Lunch time game today
Eagerly we wait for it
No disappointment

 

[ClifSpliffy]

getting close to whole.
mebbe see jax slam the hole.
boys are back in town.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Late start for haiku
at long last, a game to watch
Let's get it on, aaouuuuuuhhhhh


could be the best howl ever by Marvin Gaye

That howl is just 5?
How can this be with 3 vow'ls?
And that final line???

Can you correct it?
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give

How 'bout this instead:
Marvin's howl is best ever
But cannot be spelled

 

[Ewekon]

It's day drinking time
Early start? So what! I'm down
For noon game Sacreds

 

[Ewekon]

Connecticut has
Better pizza than jersey
My sauces tell me

Well done

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Connecticut has
Better pizza than jersey
My sauces tell me

No sauce-off today
Husky fans are united
Abeetz beats pizza

Except as noted
All solid haiku today
We are all teammates

@Son of Robert
It's almost time for the game
Can you make us whole?

Well done

A simple request:
Can you rewrite compliment
also in haiku?

 

[jayteeman]

Now its a Pirate
You will need two eyes to win
But sorry you lose

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Willard in the house
He's not happy that we're back
Show him he was right

It's hilarious
that everyone brings this up:
sarcasm alert?

 

[DALTX]

Hall: wrong shade of blue
Huskies: rusty, better blue
Time to grind and shine

 

[Ewekon]

No sauce-off today
Husky fans are united
Abeetz beats pizza

Except as noted
All solid haiku today
We are all teammates

@Son of Robert
It's almost time for the game
Can you make us whole?

A simple request:
Can you rewrite compliment
also in haiku?

My haiku response
Was fifteen syllables off
U Connt do that here

 

[Com'rGordon]

Jalen Gaffney can’t guard a parked car.
The end

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Jalen Gaffney can’t guard a parked car.
The end

Your lack of haiku
Was lethal to the mojo
And cost us the game

Which is more stupid:
my exaggeration, or
yours plus non-haiku?