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"You know, Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. From growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy's got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, a guy's got seventeen. But if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from."


Thanks. Highly underrated, Tarantino written film. Double like. Hopper's response is classic race baiting.
 
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There’s no crying in baseball!
 

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One of the great favorite lines movies is WHEN HARRY MET SALLY with Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, Bruno Kirby, & Carrie Fisher!.

while driving to NY,
BC: What if I say I'm sorry?
MR: You can't take it back!
BC: Why not?
MR: Because now it's out there!

while driving to NY,
BC: We can't be friends!
MR: Why not?
BC: Men & Women can never be friends because the sex part always gets in the way!
MR: So you're saying if the man doesn't find the woman attractive they can be friends?
BC: No, they pretty much want to nail them too!

on airplane,
MR: orders a cocktail
BC: (from seat behind MR) University of Chicago?
MR: yes.
BC: Did we ever (pumping fist) bing, bing,
MR: No!

on airplane,
MR: It's amazing, you look like a normal person but really you're the Angel of Death!

BC: In the life of a single guy, after sex he lies there wondering "how long do I have to lie here before I can leave!"

BC: I had THAT dream again.
MR: what dream?
BC: I was having sex, and the E. German judge gives me an 8.8, the American judge gives me a 9.8 and my mother and the English judge give me a 5.6!

Bruno Kirby: You tell her (MR) about other women?
BC: yes, I told her about the woman I was with the night before during sex I made her MEOW!
BK: You made a woman MEOW?
BC: Yes, don't you?

In the Stage Deli the fake scene between Meg Ryan & Billy Crystal where she says women sometimes fake , and BC says not with me, and MR proceeds to fake an in public!

And many, many more great lines!
A tremendous movie I recommend it to ALL the BYers!
 
"I finally had an and my doctor said it was the wrong kind".

"I've never had the wrong kind. Ever, ever. My worst one was right on the money".
 
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Hey craig, can I borrow your car .... hell no, you need to borrow yourself a job with your broke ass.

Remember it, write it down, take a picture. I don't give a .....
 
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Your brain's been getting in the way.
Well that's hardly ever been the case.

The first I saw you I knew I was done with bar girls and strippers and motorcycle chicks.
 
Most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and place they are capable of anything.
 
"Hello, I must be going".
 
Howard: Good morning.

Mr Kaltenborn: No, I don't think so. I'm Mr Kaltenborn, the manager of what's left of the hotel.

Howard: I'm sorry about all this whole mess here. Usually this doesn't happen.

Mr Kaltenborn: Dr Bannister, I have a message for you from the staff of the hotel.

Howard: What is it?

Mr Kaltenborn: Goodbye.

Howard: That's the entire message?

Mr Kaltenborn: We would appreciate it if you would check out.

Howard: When?

Mr Kaltenborn: Yesterday.

Howard: That soon?
What the heck ever happened to screwball comedies? From my thinking, thank god for "Groundhog Day".
 
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"If it was up to you we'd still be in Yanbu ... and NOWHERE!"

"Do you think I'm just anybody....well,do you!"

"No sir,it's not that....I liked it."
 
A couple of quotes from my favorite movie, The Third Man.

Orson Welles: . . . in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and
bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In
Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and
what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Atop the Riesenrad in Vienna Welles and Joseph Cotton are looking down at the people below.

Cotton: Have you ever seen any of your victims?
Welles: Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel pity
if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you 20000 pounds for every dot that
stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many
dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way
you can save money nowadays.
 
"You know, Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. From growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy's got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, a guy's got seventeen. But if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from."



Christopher Walken is just about my most favorite actor. With him the joke is always on the rest of us.
 
Christopher Walken is just about my most favorite actor. With him the joke is always on the rest of us.
What I also like about his acting is he always seems to be thinking, and when appropriate, every word seems to have either a subtext, an underlying threat, or both.
 
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Beware the ides of March




Caesar: The ides of March have come
Soothsayer: Ay, Caesar; But not gone



I had to use two different youtube items.
 
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