Ed Cooley is cursed

[Fishy]

First, he gets the Providence job and now his house burns down.

The man just cannot catch a break.

Seriously - the poor devil's house burned down tonight, but thankfully he and his family were either not at home or were able to get out safely.

 

[Dove]

That"s terrible. Definitely happy that he and his family are okay.

Too bad about that hat collection, tho.

Oh wait...

 

[GlastonTim]

I can't imagine losing all your worldly possessions, brutal, good thing no ones hurt.

 

[Huskyforlife]

Here come the classless people to make jokes about him. Normally I'm all for a good hat joke but his house just burned down, give him a break.v

 

[nomar]

I didn't think the hat jokes were funny when his house wasn't a smoldering pile of ash. But that's just me. Of course, nobody here thought they were funny when Charlie V played for us.

 

[joober jones]

Right now he's not an opposing coach from a rival program. He's a man who just suffered a horrible tragedy. Thoughts and prayers for him and his family.

 

[Devland]

Fortunately it looks like it was contained to a small bathroom.

http://eastgreenwich.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/egfd-puts-out-small-fire-at-pc-coachs-house

 

[CTGoonie]

Fortunately it looks like it was contained to a small bathroom.

http://eastgreenwich.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/egfd-puts-out-small-fire-at-pc-coachs-house

So either Cooley's house is the size of a small bathroom or this was blown way out of proportion.

 

[James]

Nobody keeps their hat in the bathroom that's just not sanitary . He's good.

 

[Adesmar123]

Ok..look at the picture of his home....look at the description of the fire "small fire"

Having the job of PC Head Coach is a much more terrible fate than that house fire.

 

[GlastonTim]

I hope he is able to bounce back from such a devastating loss.

 

[Dove]

I expressed joy that the Cooleys were okay. I am a nice person.

And the hat references are comedy. I have never made fun of his condition. Look it up.

 

[TRest]

I expressed joy that the Cooleys were okay. I am a nice person.

And the hat references are comedy. I have never made fun of his condition. Look it up.

Is there another meaning to the hat jokes other than referencing his condition?

The real tragedy here is I read on the PC board they pay him over 2 million a year. Talk about bidding against yourself.

 

[NYC_HUSKY22]

It was probably Austin.. all jokes aside though, thoughts and prayers to his family - that sucks

 

[ctchamps]

It was probably Austin.. all jokes aside though, thoughts and prayers to his family - that sucks

Minor fire, if you read the article.

 

[nomar]

Is there another meaning to the hat jokes other than referencing his condition?

I would very much like to see Dove attempt to answer your question.

 

[Friara]

he's still cursed...

 

[CL82]

I didn't think the hat jokes were funny when his house wasn't a smoldering pile of ash. But that's just me. Of course, nobody here thought they were funny when Charlie V played for us.

Well... I have to admit the Charlie has no pubes haiku might have made me laugh after the initial 'oh no he didn't' wore off.

Anyway, I'm glad everyone is okay.

 

[CAHUSKY]

Well... I have to admit the Charlie has no pubes haiku might have made me laugh after the initial 'oh no he didn't' wore off.
.

Thanks. It was one of my best.

 

[Dove]

I expressed joy that the Cooleys were okay. I am a nice person.

And the hat references are comedy. I have never made fun of his condition. Look it up.

I would very much like to see Dove attempt to answer your question.

Nomar...I have never made any cracks ABOUT whatever he has going on with the scalp. My "Ed Cooley needs a hat!" quip is meant as a comment where I think it would be good to just cover up what I find as a distraction. I am not laughing at him. So, yeah, the hat quip connects comedy to his condition but its indirect, not direct. That's as much as my attorney says I should elaborate.


Louie C needs a new sweater!
Jim Boeheim needs a nose guard!
Steve Lappas needs some cheese!

Movin' on...

 

[ConnHuskBask]

^Lmao at that " explanation" above.

I think Jameis Winston made more sense Monday night than that.

Note: I don't care either way about the hat joke/ not offended by it. But that explanation is priceless.

 

[jibsey]

just a bathroom from the article, not a tragedy, lucky for him.

 

[joober jones]

That's good to hear... the initial stories led me to believe it was far worse.

 

[whaler11]

The Boneyard where a guy coaching a basketball team whilst wearing a hat wouldn't be distracting.

 

[The Viking]

It would be ironic if he was eating at a Mexican restaurant that night.