OK, a few of you are probably going to ask me to turn in my man card by the time you finish reading this sentence, but I actually made a low-carb cauliflower crust pizza tonight.
And it wasn't horrible.
I could get a whiff of cauliflower now and then, but not taste it. While the crust certainly didn't taste like crust as anyone from southern CT would know it - and there's no opportunity for char, except the edges - it did hold up to toppings when stretched out very thin.
Toppings were mozz, crumbled hot sausage, shallot and orange bell pepper, with a dusting of romano.
For the recipe I looked at a bunch, but decided on a reliable carnivorous standby,
Ree Drummond, who I imagine also made this very reluctantly.
If the crust weren't such a PITA to make, I'd do this more often on weeknights. But as it is a PITA, will only do on a weekend for now.