If you don't like Dick Vitale, you are a defective human being.
I'd love to believe this is sarcastic, but it's insufficiently nuanced for a Fishy Sarc, so I'm going to have to go ahead and believe that Fishy means this. In unrelated news, somebody thought Vanilla Ice was tremendous, and Bob Hope actually was funny.
There are only two announcers in my 35 years of watching MCBB that have made me turn the volume to 0 - Billy Fudge Packer and Dook Vitale. Packer was intolerable because his commentary was a constant stream of pointing out what he perceived to be every mistake committed on the court. He was the Debbie Downer of announcing. Vitale is intolerable because he's exactly the opposite, with every thing coming out of his mouth being an overproduced, saccharine, excessive, exaggerated compliment of some person or some program. He's not a "cheerleader," as it were, because cheerleaders have the decency to have some sort of affiliation. He's more of a Madison avenue whore, equally pitching snake oil and snake oil remover. When I heard they sh-tcanned Packer, I considered it to be a wonderful day. When they wheel this coked up anachronism off for the last time it won't be too soon.