Setting: A spacious living room. The day is bright and warm, sun fills the room. Sue Bird and her partner Megan Rapinoe are are lounging in sweats, reading the paper and drinking coffee.
Sue looks up and says "I meant to mention to you Meg, I got a call from Uconn yesterday and...
Meg: Who do you know in Canada?
Sue: Canada? No, not Canada, Uconn as in University of Connecticut, where I played basketball. Anyways, Geno retired...
Meg: Geno?
Sue: You know - short Italian guy who was my coach.
Meg: Oh yeah, you talk about him a lot.
Sue, exasperated: Not that much. So they offered me a coaching job and I wanted to ask you...
Meg: Connecticut. That little state that's in New England right? Where is the campus?
Sue: Storrs.
Meg: Storrs? What's in Storrs aside from a campus?
Sue Well, nothing really, but Storrs is part of the town of Mansfield.
Meg: And what is in Mansfield?
Sue: Trees. A lot of trees. Very nice trees. And some farms.
Meg: I like trees, but is there a nearby city of some sort?
Sue: Hartford. The capital city. It's kind of poor and run down, but it has nice suburbs!
Meg: What's the weather like?
Sue: Great! Except winter, which is cold, snowy, sleety and cold rainy, and summer which is really hot and humid. Spring is kind of wet - we call it mud season. Fall is nice. The trees turn colors and...
Meg: Again with the trees.
Sue: Back to the point here, I've been offered this job and....
Meg, jumping up: Oh, look, time to take the cat for a walk.
Meg exeunt stage left.