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Describe Your Favorite Movies To Be As Boring As Possible

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Dude in leather jacket teams up with ex girlfriend to find a box of sand in middle of desert.

Nothing he does has any impact on the story at all. He is effectively a narrator.
 

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Army veteran takes over family olive oil business

Sequel:

Jump back and forth across 40 years between father that does not talk much, and son that does not talk much. The son has a brother with elaborate superstitions about catching fish. It doesn't work out for him.
 

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Two hours of Christ getting beaten and abased.

(actually, that is the entire plot).
 

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Girl who lives in Tornado Alley has a vivid dream but wakes up in same dreary landscape.
 

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Actor best known for selling Chryslers plays a pissed off old guy stuck on a desert planet.
 

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A police detective proves even CIA agents aren't Above The Law
 
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Aliens invade earth and die from coronavirus.
 

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Martian minds blown by Slim Whitman's musical genius.
 
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High School Student drives his old man friend's car 88mph and visits his parents as teenagers.
 

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