Describe Your Favorite Movies To Be As Boring As Possible

[nelsonmuntz]

Dude in leather jacket teams up with ex girlfriend to find a box of sand in middle of desert.

Nothing he does has any impact on the story at all. He is effectively a narrator.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Guy takes a long boat ride in Vietnam and kills a fat man.

Along the way he stops on a beach that smells.

 

[August_West]

Two republicans herd animals in remote mountains and sleep in a tent together.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Army veteran takes over family olive oil business

Sequel:

Jump back and forth across 40 years between father that does not talk much, and son that does not talk much. The son has a brother with elaborate superstitions about catching fish. It doesn't work out for him.

 

[storrsroars]

Two hours of Christ getting beaten and abased.

(actually, that is the entire plot).

 

[Chin Diesel]

A bouncer works at a bar.

 

[storrsroars]

all swayze films can be done in 5 words or fewer.

 

[Husky25]

New radio DJ signs on at 0600 hours.

 

[storrsroars]

Girl who lives in Tornado Alley has a vivid dream but wakes up in same dreary landscape.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Actor best known for selling Chryslers plays a pissed off old guy stuck on a desert planet.

 

[John]

all swayze films can be done in 5 words or fewer.

A dance instructor dances.

 

[Chin Diesel]

A police detective proves even CIA agents aren't Above The Law

 

[Chin Diesel]

A police detective is Hard To Kill

 

[Chin Diesel]

Retired DEA agent is Marked For Death

 

[Chin Diesel]

New York detective is Out For Justice

 

[John]

Aliens invade earth and die from coronavirus.

 

[storrsroars]

Martian minds blown by Slim Whitman's musical genius.

 

[ZooCougar]

High School Student drives his old man friend's car 88mph and visits his parents as teenagers.