Describe Your Favorite Movies To Be As Boring As Possible

[John]

all swayze films can be done in 5 words or fewer.

A dance instructor dances.

 

[Chin Diesel]

A police detective proves even CIA agents aren't Above The Law

 

[Chin Diesel]

A police detective is Hard To Kill

 

[Chin Diesel]

Retired DEA agent is Marked For Death

 

[Chin Diesel]

New York detective is Out For Justice

 

[John]

Aliens invade earth and die from coronavirus.

 

[storrsroars]

Martian minds blown by Slim Whitman's musical genius.

 

[ZooCougar]

High School Student drives his old man friend's car 88mph and visits his parents as teenagers.