Last spring the gnashing of teeth, hand-wringing, and cries of "Woe is us!" filled these pages to overflowing.
It was, in Bulwer-lyttonese, A dark and stormy night.
And then the heavens opened, and Geno produced a deluge of riches...
Bueckers
Edwards
Gabriel
McClean
Muhl
and then came still more jewels...
DeBerry
Poffenbarger
And CD and Shea and Jasmine smiled upon the bounty,
while Geno poked Good Ole Boy Phil to spring Evina loose from the clutches of the evil NCAA burro-crats. And all was well in the land.