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Who knew there was such a thing. :eek:

Im a bit conflicted.... do I celebrate by eating a couple of cheeseburgers and roast beef and cheese sandwiches..... or do I save a few cows and abstain from eating beef today
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"Once upon a time and a very good time it was, there was a moocow...". Once upon a time I was that "nicens" little boy.

So two cows were standing together. One cow said to the other, "Did you hear about that mad cow disease?" The other cow said, "Yeah, I heard". "Well", said the first, "aren't you worried?". "Nah", says the second cow. "Why not?", says the first. "Because", says the second, "I'm a duck".
 
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vtcwbuff said:
Sorry Bama fan. I grew up on a dairy farm. Trust me - cows fart. They also belch. In any case I don't enjoy either one.
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Whether they fart or belch is immaterial. I trust your judgement and hence will endeavor to avoid either effuse. The fake news is that "politicians" said that cow farts will be the end of us. One more instance of ill informed people with an agenda spouting out false claims. I have looked for that bovine breaking wind claim in print on any formal document and cannot find it. There was a draft that purportedly mentioned it written by some junior staffers that was never published as an official document by any organization. That was the gist of my post. Plus I like "Cheeseburger in Paradise". Which way do I steer?
 
Bama fan said:
Whether they fart or belch is immaterial. I trust your judgement and hence will endeavor to avoid either effuse. The fake news is that "politicians" said that cow farts will be the end of us. One more instance of ill informed people with an agenda spouting out false claims. I have looked for that bovine breaking wind claim in print on any formal document and cannot find it. There was a draft that purportedly mentioned it written by some junior staffers that was never published as an official document by any organization. That was the gist of my post. Plus I like "Cheeseburger in Paradise". Which way do I steer?
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Better get it quick. There's only one restaurant left. In New Jersey no less.
 
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Bama fan said:
Whether they fart or belch is immaterial. I trust your judgement and hence will endeavor to avoid either effuse. The fake news is that "politicians" said that cow farts will be the end of us. One more instance of ill informed people with an agenda spouting out false claims. I have looked for that bovine breaking wind claim in print on any formal document and cannot find it. There was a draft that purportedly mentioned it written by some junior staffers that was never published as an official document by any organization. That was the gist of my post. Plus I like "Cheeseburger in Paradise". Which way do I steer?
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AOC - "It is an issue . . . " Hope the mods understand the topic is cow flatulence - not politics or fake news. :)
 
Puxa Vida !!! :confused:

Anyway.... whether cattle pass gas or belch is immaterial in celebrating man's best friend... the cow.

My favorite cow related video of 2019

 
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A moment of silence for the cow, who gave its life to provide me dinner. You did not die in vain :cool:

This seems like a fun event to watch..... one of these days perhaps I'll attend in person.

 
Bama fan said:
. Plus I like "Cheeseburger in Paradise". Which way do I steer?
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Don't mean to horn in on your debate, but what do you call a cow with no hind legs and no fore legs?



Ground beef.





What do you call a cow that has had an abortion?


De-calf-inated.



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Beemer said:
Cows rock. For the most part they are gentle, curious animals.
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Several times when we go to my father's hometown.... we pass a stretch on the highway leading into town, and my father points out... there is the birthplace of Bessy Lou. I used to
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my head and think to myself... I dont remember any great aunt's named Bessie. Turned out Bessy Lou was my father's pet cow when he was a youth. He spoke fondly of her. I forget what happened to ol Bessy Lou.... not sure if my Grandfather sold her off after my father left home or not. I'll have to ask
 
a day without some cow based food is like a day without sunshine.
on the udder hand... Carbon, Methane Emissions and the Dairy Cow
I've studiously weighed the data, and have concluded...…..don't touch my burger (with cheddah). we're goin for milkshakes later, should we bring back one for you? vanilla or chocolate?
 
Sifaka said:
Don't mean to horn in on your debate, but what do you call a cow with no hind legs and no fore legs?



Ground beef.





What do you call a cow that has had an abortion?


De-calf-inated.



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Horn in? Really? Tell me you meant to do that! BTW, de-calf-inated is quite clever too. I have no beef with any of it.;)
 
triaddukefan said:
Puxa Vida !!! :confused:

Anyway.... whether cattle pass gas or belch is immaterial in celebrating man's best friend... the cow.

My favorite cow related video of 2019

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The cow said "I'll be $%#& is some bulldog is going to bite my style.
 
Sifaka said:
Don't mean to horn in on your debate, but what do you call a cow with no hind legs and no fore legs?



Ground beef.





What do you call a cow that has had an abortion?


De-calf-inated.



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What would you say if I said I saw a cow that flies, eats caviar and plays chess?


Bullspit.
 
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JordyG said:
What would you say if I said I saw a cow that flies, eats caviar and plays chess?


Bulldinky.
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If you added that it played three or four reeds at the same time, I'd say you had seen Rahsaan Roland Kirk, reincarnated. Bright moments!

And that's no bull.


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triaddukefan said:
Several times when we go to my father's hometown.... we pass a stretch on the highway leading into town, and my father points out... there is the birthplace of Bessy Lou. I used to View attachment 44669 my head and think to myself... I dont remember any great aunt's named Bessie. Turned out Bessy Lou was my father's pet cow when he was a youth. He spoke fondly of her. I forget what happened to ol Bessy Lou.... not sure if my Grandfather sold her off after my father left home or not. I'll have to ask
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We raised a few cows for meat when I was growing up. As much as I like cows they were a lot of work and I was not sorry when it was time to have them butchered.
 
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