You all got it wrong. Below is my primer for those who haven't read The Game of Thrones (NCAA Hoops Version):
House Targaryen = UCLA. An old clan of usurpers that took leadership during a brief period of unparalleled power, then coasted for a while upon its past reputation for wizardry, and ever since has been wandering in the wastelands of obscurity.
House Lannister = Kentucky. Currently led by a brilliant yet ruthless leader who switches his allegiance according to whatever way the wind is blowing.
House Tyrell = Duke. Beloved of the masses, strongly prefers man hugs, and wholeheartedly believe that their posterior emissions smell like roses.
House Baratheon = Indiana. Most famous leader was once expected to don the Wizard of Targaryen’s mantle, but his personal temper and internal family dissension weighed the House low.
House Arryn = Kansas. One of the oldest families. Alas, its longevity is perhaps its most notable accomplishment.
House Martell = Arizona. Reside in a hot, barren desert populated with hot women. The latter is their most notable accomplishment.
House Stark = UConn. Constantly under siege from all quarters, betrayed by wards raised as members of the House, pecked at by opportunistic members of a clan known as the Hoarde, …. Yet, they’re never defeated, never give up, and never surrender. They’re destined to rise highest of all.