Caption this.........

[huskyrob1]

Hey coach, will you win one this week?

 

[huskymedic]

"But honey, State College is real nice - c'mon, pretty please, it's always been my real dream job"

 

[UCDaveD]

"What do you guys want from me, the players didn't execute"

 

[noeynox]

Coach, can you explain your love affair with the inside handoff?

 

[husky10]

"That Pheonix airport messing up my reservation and sending me to Maryland instead of to Connecticut"

 

[UConnChapette]

WTF was I thinking?

 

[Kgun7]

"What do you mean I look like a clown? ... the hoodie look works for Belichick ..."

 

[DieHardHusky]

I just don't get it. We run 3 plays. Inside run, Outside Run, and Pass, and the opponents stop us! It makes no sense!

 

[UConnNick]

"I just couldn't find a hideously ugly sweatshirt to match the team uniforms."

 

[Husky68]

Hey, what do you expect, we started in trailers! Opps, that was that other place.

 

[SAMCRO]

"Why wont they execute.....and things?"

 

[junglehusky]

Don't be mad, Terp fans - to make up for our crappy season, I brought you this giant invisible pumpkin!

 

[Kingspoint]

1. So what if we've allowed more kick off returns of at least 60 yards than any other team in the country.
2. I know the fans are going to judge us on our record. But it's more than just that. You ask any young man on this team and they'll tell you that. Oh wait...I don't let my players talk to you.
3. So what if Ambrose has a better record than me. I taught him everything I know.
4. How did I know? I thought 'Merry'-land was a euphemism for Happy Valley.
5. I don't know where the fans are. Have you looked in the utility closet.
6. Fear the Turtle! How the heck should I know what that means!

 

[Waquoit]

"This shade of red is SO not my color!"

 

[PUPPY4]

Coach are you going to tell your players that you're leaving for your "dream job"?

 

[Kingspoint]

Hey coach, will you win one this week?

 

[SAMCRO]

Punts get blocked. These things happen.

 

[mauconnfan]

"The coaching staff and I put these kids in position to win again and they couldn't execute the fundamentals........I just don't know............."

 

[mets1090]

"This shade of red is SO not my color!"

Here I thought that was one of the main reasons he went there

 

[DieHardHusky]

I mean, I thought Frazier was bad last year, but this is god awful. I just don't get why we're so bad

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

For a few laughs:

"We're winning in a lot of areas," Edsall said. "We're just not winning on the field right now. But that will happen. I'm confident of that."

With a fan base growing in discontent after a disappointing season, Edsall said the public needs to see that there's more to the program than what happens every Saturday on the field.

"They look at how many you win and how many you lose," Edsall said. "That's the business that we're in and I understand that. But I look at the big picture because when you're installing a program there's more than just wins and losses."

When asked to elaborate on where the team has improved, Edsall stayed quiet.

"I think that's something that stays here within our family in terms of what our program is all about," Edsall said.

Regarding his comparison of UMD to UConn:

"The problem is that there's things that I say that gets taken out of context sometimes," Edsall said. "What I was referring to there was when I went into that situation you had a team that was 10-2, that came off going to the 1-AA playoffs for the first time in school history and expectations were very high with what we were going to do in that next year."

Ummmm.......ok Randy.

 

[sportsart]

When asked how many wins he expects for his team over his first 3 years at MD he started counting....."One, two, three...hesitated then continued.....four, five....uh...10... yeah...ten, that's it."