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Can Anyone Help Jonathan Get to Houston?

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Can’t get our beloved mascot to the Final Four, team staying in probably the second worst hotel on the Vegas strip. What’s going on here?
 
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You said I'm not allowed to bring a dog on the flight? What dog?

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Rent a van and drive him down there. It’s like six hours longer than driving from stores to Miami spring break. You’ve got two people to split the drive, and if they want a third, I’ll gladly do it.
 
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AD Benedict: Hi Mr. D'Amelio, how are you?
Marc D'Amelio: Good, how much $$ do you need from me today?
AD Benedict: Good news! We don't need any $$ today, but could you send your private jet to fly a dog and 2 kids to Houston?
Marc D'Amelio: Sure, would you like the plane stocked with Miller Lights just like last time?
AD Benedict: No Miller Time this time, we can't have these underaged kids seen drinking with our mascot
 
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is there not a UConn shuttle bus that they could due without on campus for a week? What college kids wouldn't road trip to Texas for a few days?
 

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