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Can Anyone Help Jonathan Get to Houston?

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Reading on Twitter that Jonathan and his handlers were unable to secure a flight for them to get to Houston. Anyone know anyone that can help? I can't go but I'd certainly chip in.

 
Can’t get our beloved mascot to the Final Four, team staying in probably the second worst hotel on the Vegas strip. What’s going on here?
 
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You said I'm not allowed to bring a dog on the flight? What dog?

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Rent a van and drive him down there. It’s like six hours longer than driving from stores to Miami spring break. You’ve got two people to split the drive, and if they want a third, I’ll gladly do it.
 
AD Benedict: Hi Mr. D'Amelio, how are you?
Marc D'Amelio: Good, how much $$ do you need from me today?
AD Benedict: Good news! We don't need any $$ today, but could you send your private jet to fly a dog and 2 kids to Houston?
Marc D'Amelio: Sure, would you like the plane stocked with Miller Lights just like last time?
AD Benedict: No Miller Time this time, we can't have these underaged kids seen drinking with our mascot
 
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is there not a UConn shuttle bus that they could due without on campus for a week? What college kids wouldn't road trip to Texas for a few days?
 
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Dattco have any bus/van availability?? UConn sponsor.. Fly down private on NetJets with Bill Raftery??
 
I'm surprised the school doesn't have at least a couple RVs. They'd be perfect for small team (tennis, golf, etc) travel, and moving Jonathan around.
 
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