Stolen from John Winger:
We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Boneyarders, with a capital B. You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent message board in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're Huskies! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the husky.
Who remembers Jim Calhoun? Who cried when Jim Calhoun retired? Nobody cried when Jim Calhoun retired? I cried my eyes out. So we're all huskies, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to join the Boneyard.
We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're huskies. But we're UConn Huskies! We've been kicking *** for 35 years! We're four and one! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Mark Emmert still wants to ban us. All we have to do is to be the great UConn Huskie fighting Boneyarder that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud.