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[Beemer]

Everyone on this board...








Except Nelson. I'd rather have dinner alone with my mother in law than that guy.

Damn that's harsh. Not that I wouldn't do the same thing mind you.

 

[August_West]

Al Sharpton can come?

Was going to pull a bait and switch get you to come and have Maxine Waters sitting on the other side of table. Like a blind date.

 

[Sky ball]

Done deal - I'll buy you a beer if you make it out here.

Watch out...he will get you one of these: 10 terrible beers that are way too popular and pollute the international beer scene

 

[August_West]

Why don't we all just get together tonight at a bar--UCYamsMD is out of town so I'm free

Hmmm jmick out of town too.

Coincidence?

 

[FriarJ]

I am with you on this. I also don't think meeting people from this board would go well.


Whaler, ADub, Nomar, Juanita - a night out with these guys would have about a 50% chance of ending with us running down a street being chased by the patrons of the bar we were just in who finally had enough of our bullscalito. I wouldn't be surprised if this happens a lot with Juanita.

Businesslawyer - he would find me just as annoying in real life as he does on this message board.

The deplorables (they know who they are) - I don't look at it as my job to make nice with people like this. I don't tolerate intolerance.

Spartacus - this would be like one of those weird play dates my mom would set up when I was a kid with the kid of someone she barely knew who I didn't know at all, but my mom thought we would be friends because we both read or liked Star Wars or something like that. There would be no chance of me bringing this kid to hang out with my other friends, so we would stare at each other for 10 minutes, and then watch TV for the rest of the time he was over. My mom would do this about every 6 months.

No Donkey - we actually agree on quite a bit, and would probably get along except for the fact that he is a .

The rest of the Nelsons - would just annoy me because every time they said something reasonable I would be thinking "they don't seem like an idiot, but they support Trump so they must be". And then I would probably say something like that to their face.

Conservative Never Trumpers - Zoo, Serrano, GoUConn would all hate me. Not because they are conservative, but just because I am confident they would all hate me. I can live with that.

The rest of the left leaning posters (samoo, jmick, 8893, tdrink) - We would probably get along ok, because they are not raging scalitoholes like so many others on this board.

Uconndoit - I would actually like to have a beer with UConndoit.

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UConndoit is also my choice

 

[uconndoit]

Watch out...he will get you one of these: 10 terrible beers that are way too popular and pollute the international beer scene

Lol - I actually like Chang but it's one of those beers, like Heineken, that needs to be super cold. My guiding principle is if it looks like I can be sure the beer is kept ice cold i'll get a Chang - otherwise I'll to order a Singha since it still tastes fine when it's not ice cold albeit more watery than Chang.

I lived in Bali for 6 months several years ago and their Bintang is horrible - it tastes like it contains formaldehyde...actually I think it contains formaldehyde. Still I drank it like water while I was there - and it was cheaper than water.

 

[OneTrickPony]

Number One On the List --- Picasso

Everyone Else----

1) Conservatives:
Pony
ZooCougar
Cl82
Skyball
BigEast
Calluke


2) Fake Moderates:
FriendlessJ
CTMike
Robertelamin

3) Liberals:
Adub
Tdrink
Nomar
Andrew
Juanita
Malpractice
Whaler
Samoo
JMick

P.s. Whaler is not a mistake.

Good list...insert Spartacus where he has me...need Uconndoit, PencilForest and probably a few others.

PS: Denise asked when you were coming to Atlanta, Spartacus...?

 

[August_West]

Good list...insert Spartacus where he has me...

PS: Denise asked when you were coming to Atlanta, Spartacus...?

Spartacus doesn't go anywhere his wife doesn't drive him to

 

[uconnphil2016]

Hmmm jmick out of town too.

Coincidence?

Yeah I hired JMick to carry her bags for the weekend

 

[HuskyHawk]

So I'm off to Vermont this afternoon. Plan to stop by the Alchemist tomorrow, but won't buy as much as we used to. Hoping to get to Foley Bros., which makes my favorite IPAs. Should be able to hit Worthy Burger today on the way up. I hope.

 

[uconndoit]

UConndoit is also my choice

Thanks Friar!

 

[uconndoit]

Maybe that's my gift - people want to have a beer with me.

Dubya parlayed that into two terms...

 

[8893]

Good list...insert Spartacus where he has me...

That sounds painful, but it's your ass, not mine. Thank God.

 

[OneTrickPony]

Spartacus doesn't go anywhere his wife doesn't drive him to

Me either...maybe after my cataract surgery I'll start driving at night again.

 

[OneTrickPony]

That sounds painful, but it's your ass, not mine. Thank God.

I sometimes forget what a trigger word "insertion" is for you limo libs...

 

[whaler11]

Hmmm jmick out of town too.

Coincidence?

They are at the EBDB Air BNB

 

[8893]

I sometimes forget what a trigger word "insertion" is for you limo libs...

You’ll have to forgive me. Most of us have post traumatic stress disorder from our chauffeurs inserting themselves in our private conversations.

 

[uconndoit]

I sometimes forget what a trigger word "insertion" is for you limo libs...

 

[storrsroars]

Maybe that's my gift - people want to have a beer with me.

Not really. They just want you to introduce them to some 13 year old kathoeys.

 

[Penfield]

I’m spending the weekend in Kutztown, PA visiting with my wife's mother and grandmother. I'd gladly have a beer with any of you if it ment some time out of this house

 

[OneTrickPony]

You’ll have to forgive me. Most of us have post traumatic stress disorder from our chauffeurs inserting themselves in our private conversations.

We just call them "parts"...

 

[8893]

Me either...maybe after my cataract surgery I'll start driving at night again.

When are you having the surgery? One eye or both? I had both done years ago and was absolutely amazed at the colors with the new lenses.

 

[uconndoit]

Not really. They just want you to introduce them to some 13 year old kathoeys.

That's implied in Bangkok.

It's called "a Chang with a Roy Moore back".

 

[OneTrickPony]

When are you having the surgery? One eye or both? I had both done years ago and was absolutely amazed at the colors with the new lenses.

Left eye on the 30th...it went down hill really fast for some reason.

 

[Penfield]

There is a disturbing lack of Penfield in this thread. The correct answer is @Penfield

Thanks JC. I'd have a beer with you too. You seem like one of the few normals on the board

 

[8893]

Left eye on the 30th...it went down hill really fast for some reason.

Good luck. It's the number one elective surgery in the country for a reason. I look forward to reading about your great results and reaction. The onset of mine was about 20 years premature, but that's a whole 'nother story.

 

[FriarJ]

Thanks Friar!

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I need a friend

 

[FriarJ]

Thanks JC. I'd have a beer with you too. You seem like one of the few normals on the board

I agree, you would be on my list as well.

 

[FriarJ]

actually thinking about it I agree with Penfield I would have a beer with any of you and with some of you it would probably be something harder. The only ones I waiver on is Subba and that's really only because I can picture myself 30 minutes in going will you just shut the frak up? and Carl because he scares me to death.

 

[Penfield]

I agree, you would be on my list as well.

I'd drink with you once UConn basketball is back on track and you can't pretend PC is better haha