I’d get a drink out here in SD with most people here but there are lots of boring people or people I can see not really engaging in person so I can’t say anyone. But those who come to mind are
Auggie so I can educate him on beer
Whaler so I can see just what kind of tolerance he has
Storrs so I can see how fat he actually is
Same for Mike
My fellow millennials so I can flirt with their lady
FriarJ because he has no friends
OTP because he will buy me expensive drinks like a good grandpa would
Uconndoit, or really anyone who has lived in SEA for a significant period, will have stories
Cdog to see just how crazy he actually is, and to conduct a cognitive-linguistic assessment to get him committed to a home before he gets himself and/or others hurt
because I think he is lacking in healthy interaction with people my age