Any updates on assistant coaches? interviews? anything?

[minidarren]

Is there a maxidarren?

No, only a microdarren and just plan ole darren who is 3x larger than I and 4x larger than microdarren.

 

[Marty Jackson]

Oh man. Best strip club ever.

And by "best" I mean, "best place to score cocaine and sleep with strippers." If you're into that kind of thing. Which, if you're at the Blue, you probably are.

obviously you've never been to Springfield...

 

[whaler11]

Can you please refer to me by my entire name. I am minidarrern.

My sympathies to the future Mrs. Minidarrern.

 

[minidarren]

My sympathies to the future Mrs. Minidarrern.

Can't get anything by you, huh?