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2026 Masters Thread

Deepster said:
Oh. Harold Varner the 593rd ranked golfer in the world? Got it. You just made my point for me.
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Damn, he's fallen that far? I played him in a pool like only 3-4 years ago.

Guess LIV killed his PGA stats like it did Abraham Ancer, another guy I really thought would be a Majors fixture.
 
Deepster said:
And if he ever got any better, he’d suddenly “take pain meds” and “drive really poorly”.
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He knows that - that’s why he’s good, but not too good.
 
Fishy said:
Their friends’ grandson was on the Korn Ferry tour, (won his PGA card), and was driving balls. Everyone there looked pretty good to me, but the difference between him and them was a million miles. I cannot imagine him suffering through a round with you muni course monkeys.
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I don't know why this kid and his dad play with me either. The mobility and power is insane. Drives it 300 yards down the pipe like it's nothing. I don't think he ever chips the ball because his approach shots are money. There's just levels to this stuff.

I coached him in basketball. Smart kid, humble, and super respectful. I yelled at him once for helping THE OTHER TEAM off the floor instead of getting back on defense.
 
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Some poor shot-making right now. Tiger in his Prime would wipe the floor with these guys - including Rory & Scottie.
 
husky429 said:
I don't know why this kid and his dad play with me either. The mobility and power is insane. Drives it 300 yards down the pipe like it's nothing. I don't think he ever chips the ball because his approach shots are money. There's just levels to this stuff.

I coached him in basketball. Smart kid, humble, and super respectful. I yelled at him once for helping THE OTHER TEAM off the floor instead of getting back on defense.
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I just texted this goobers dad to ask what his actual handicap is. "Ranges from +5 to +7 on competitions courses but it doesn't matter to keep one any more." I suck at sports.

Also, congrats to Rory. Back to back master's is as good as it gets. Gonna be top-10 all time before he retires.

If Scottie can get over the weekday yips he's going to win a lot this year. -6 and -5 on consecutive days in some damn good golf
 
Pretty boring final round.

One more putt by Scottie to get to -12 and it would have been a much better final hour.
 
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IndyLives said:
Some poor shot-making right now. Tiger in his Prime would wipe the floor with these guys - including Rory & Scottie.
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Tiger in his prime was a level better than anyone who ever touched a golf club. This isn't saying much.
 
IndyLives said:
Some poor shot-making right now. Tiger in his Prime would wipe the floor with these guys - including Rory & Scottie.
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Looks like someone is starting to connect the dots like me and Deep did.

husky429 said:
I don't know why this kid and his dad play with me either. The mobility and power is insane. Drives it 300 yards down the pipe like it's nothing. I don't think he ever chips the ball because his approach shots are money. There's just levels to this stuff.

I coached him in basketball. Smart kid, humble, and super respectful. I yelled at him once for helping THE OTHER TEAM off the floor instead of getting back on defense.
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I looked the kid up.

First year on the PGA Tour, I believe.

Nine tournaments, five missed cuts, a top-25 finish somewhere and some finishes in the 40s-60s range. Like $110k in earnings.

So he basically sucks compared to the aliens that played at Augusta this week.
 
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