2026 Masters Thread

[Deepster]

Harold Varner

You guys are nuts

Oh. Harold Varner the 593rd ranked golfer in the world? Got it. You just made my point for me.

 

[storrsroars]

Oh. Harold Varner the 593rd ranked golfer in the world? Got it. You just made my point for me.

Damn, he's fallen that far? I played him in a pool like only 3-4 years ago.

Guess LIV killed his PGA stats like it did Abraham Ancer, another guy I really thought would be a Majors fixture.

 

[Fishy]

Harold Varner

You guys are nuts

And where is he?

Oh, that’s right. They flew him to Dubai.

 

[Deepster]

And where is he?

Oh, that’s right. They flew him to Dubai.

And if he ever got any better, he’d suddenly “take pain meds” and “drive really poorly”.

 

[Fishy]

And if he ever got any better, he’d suddenly “take pain meds” and “drive really poorly”.

He knows that - that’s why he’s good, but not too good.