I read your post, and all I could think about was this song. You are now OUT of my Fab 5...
The Pina Colada Song (UConn version)
I am tired of our conference, I mean it does kind of suck.
But I don't see a way out, without a whole lotta luck.
How did we end up here, when were really hot?
I thought back on how Louisville got the last P5 spot:
Warde had Pina Coladas, while watching girl's basketball.
He did not do any lobbying which is what caused us to fall.
If you like being in a real conference, with teams that you've known for years,
Don't trust the fan of the donuts or you'll end up in tears.
Now I don't blame Suzy, I know it sounds kind of mean.
But I expect that a "rock star" would have known the routine.
Nothing is given, to those who sit back and wait.
And when you think where the blame lies, it's not up for debate.
That Warde had Pina Coladas, while watching girl's basketball.
He should have been working, so our last shot wouldn't fall.
So now we're stuck playing Tulsa and likely will be for years.
We trusted the fan of the donuts and we ended up in tears.