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This video provides wonderful insight into lyric creation for the George Harrison song "Something". Just throwing things at the wall to see what sticks.

"Something in the way she moves attracts me like a Cauliflower"
 
Waquoit said:
Bernie Taupin, ladies and gentlemen
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And Peter Wolf, among others.

Somehow the combination of their considerable talents—and I do love them both—resulted in a steaming turd.
 
alphasigko said:
Most.of R.E.M.'s songs: Example from "Orange Crush:

" Follow me, don't follow me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(Collar me, don't collar me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(We are agents of the free)
I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me (oh, oh)"

Say what?
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Great lyrics - its a song about Agent Orange in Viet Nam.

Horrible lyrics - anything from Ted Nugent!
 
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“I gave my love a cherry”……….

Belushi saved the world when he pulverized that kids guitar on the stairs.

followed closely by

“When you’re hot you’re hot”

and……..

“Who let the dogs out”……..

they play that at my gym. Lol
 
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CCSU97 said:
Great lyrics - its a song about Agent Orange in Viet Nam.

Horrible lyrics - anything from Ted Nugent!
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Thx, never knew that... However, I still cannot stand R.E.M.!
 
dennismenace said:
DOA by Bloodrock

"
I remember, we were flying low,
And hit something in the air

Laying here, looking at the ceiling,
Someone lays a sheet across my chest.
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all through my back.

I try to move my arm and there's no feeling
And when I look, I see there's nothing there.
A face beside me stopped the totally bleedin
The girl I knew has such a distant stare.

I remember, we were flying a-low,
And hit something in the air.

Then I look straight at the attendant,
His face was pale as it could be
He bends and whispers something softly,
He said "there's no chance for me".

I remember, we were flying a-low,
And hit something in the air.

Life is flowing out my body,
Pain is flowing out with my blood.
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lyin
God in Heaven, teach me how to die.

I remember, we were flying a-low,
And hit something in the air.
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Wow I haven’t thought about that song in years. I think I still have the album. Not sure how I got it.

 
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I did it all for the nookie, so you can take this cookie and stick it up your……………..
 
metsfan2323 said:


This video provides wonderful insight into lyric creation for the George Harrison song "Something". Just throwing things at the wall to see what sticks.

"Something in the way she moves attracts me like a Cauliflower"
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It’s all about syllables that fit melody. It’s a great way to write. Come up with chord progression and melody and scat stuff over it and then replace later. McCartneys yesterday was written with him singing “ scrambled eggs”
 
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oldanintheway said:
"Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I Got Love in My Tummy...." Also released in 1968, -Ohio Express, Reached Number 4 on the Charts,
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But contains the genius lyric (imo) "The lovin' that you're givin is what keeps me livin'"
 
im not much into words for my tastes in music. it's all about the sounds.
worst lyrics ever? in a gadda da vida.
worst sounds ever? prolly same tune.

'organist-vocalist Doug Ingle wrote the song one evening while drinking an entire gallon of Red Mountain wine. When the inebriated Ingle then played the song for Bushy, who wrote down the lyrics for him, he was slurring his words so badly that what was supposed to be "in the Garden of Eden" was interpreted by Bushy as "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida". sounds aboot right. wrong, all wrong.
 
As soon as I saw the thread title, this song popped into my head. With so many songs with bad lyrics, not sure why I thought of this one. But, yeah, these lyrics are pretty bad:

Here is my heart
Waiting for you
Here is my soul
I eat at chez nous

Love Will Find a Way - Yes
 
Not commenting on the song or the band, but the lyric

“I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might-
Kryptonite.”

is so bad I actually listen to the song because I keep believing I must have misremembered it somehow.
 
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not sure you can choose just 1 song, but a couple bands at the top for "worse lyrics in their entire body of work" are,
Red Hot Chile Peppers
Stone Temple Pilots
any others you care to nominate, feel free
 
Jimmy Webb is a great songwriter, but I don't know what he was thinking with MacArthur Park.

Chorus:
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain​
​
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh noooooo, o-oh no-ooooo​
 
Love love love TPain, and I know it’s just a small portion of the overall lyrics, but idk how much worse it gets than

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk
 
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SoFla Steve said:
Jimmy Webb is a great songwriter, but I don't know what he was thinking with MacArthur Park.

Chorus:
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark​
All the sweet, green icing flowing down​
Someone left the cake out in the rain​
​
I don't think that I can take it​
'Cause it took so long to bake it​
And I'll never have that recipe again​
Oh noooooo, o-oh no-ooooo​
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For reference: MacArthur Park by Richard Harris - Songfacts
 
alphasigko said:
Most.of R.E.M.'s songs: Example from "Orange Crush:

" Follow me, don't follow me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(Collar me, don't collar me)
I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
(We are agents of the free)
I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me (oh, oh)"

Say what?
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They're nonsense, but they're not actively bad lyrics.
 
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