Worst lyrics ever.

[M.S.G.]

Those Soundbombing records were great.

Soundbombing II is the best compilation record in the history of hip hop

 

[8893]

I'm sorry if someone has already supplied the only correct answer, because I'm not bothering to read a thread where there isn't even a second place.

Muskrat Love by The Captain and Tennile. Don't even bother thanking me.

It’s not their song. It’s a cover of Willis Alan Ramsey’s “Muskrat Candlelight” from his sole, eponymous and somewhat legendary album. Still a favorite of mine. ”Ballad of Spider John” is probably my favorite cut:

 

[Kolumbo]

She's gonna cut my head off but I don't care, I don't care.

Not bad really, it's gitchy.

 

[TheRealKBuks]

This is an old video but seems appropriate for this thread. Lyrics do not matter when making a hit song.

Edit: more proof

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

youtu.be

 

[TXHuskyFan]

In a gadda da vida, baby

 

[Rico444]

School's Out by Alice Cooper is pretty bad. They clearly put zero effort into writing the lyrics, especially this one:

Well, we got no class
And we got no principals
We ain't got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes