Worst Commercials Ever

[ZooCougar]

On TV, Radio or Sattelite.

First up.

The AWFUL apple ad with the son “story of an artist”. I was going to post the video but I would feel bad spreading that nonsense.

Second.

1-877 Cars 4 Kids. Just kill me.

 

[Stainmaster]

I didn't even need to open this thread to know Cars 4 Kids would be brought up in the OP.

Those Vonage commercials from the early-mid 2000s had terrible music.

 

[Robertelamin]

Kars 4 Kids is truely awful.

I can’t stand the commercials during March Madness, World Cup, etc. where they rotate the same 7 or 8 commercials for weeks.

 

[Dove]

Instantly comes to mind...

 

[CL82]

 

[ZooCougar]

No hate for the Apple Commercial? That commercial is sadder than a Tracy Chapman single.

 

[Excalibur]

 

[Rico444]

1-877 Cars 4 Kids. Just kill me.

We have the correct answer.

Mods, please lock/delete the thread, there's no need for it to continue.

 

[Dove]

Step aside Rico

 

[Rocktheworld]

On TV, Radio or Sattelite.

First up.

The AWFUL apple ad with the son “story of an artist”. I was going to post the video but I would feel bad spreading that nonsense.

With the purposefully awfully sung awful song? Yeah that crap needs to die in a fire

Second.

1-877 Cars 4 Kids. Just kill me.

Man that takes me back (even though I’m only 27). Grew up religiously listening to WFAN with dad in the car, became a kind of habit.

Then one summer I worked at the cart barn at a golf course, mostly on my own charging and moving carts, with no company besides some crummy radio. I could feel my sanity slip with each introductory set of notes for that terrible jingle.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Zyppah.

End thread.

 

[microfich]

The voice-overs in prescription med commercials. Instant channel-changers.

 

[Purple Stein]

Head on apply directly to the forehead

 

[temery]

Any commercial for charity that shows starving and or abused kids or animals.

 

[FrostyNuggets]

 

[Kolumbo]

Oh wait, thought I was in best commercials thread...

 

[CL82]

"Wow, Gloria has lost a lot of weight!"
"Yeah she probably has Ayds."

 

[whaler11]

No hate for the Apple Commercial? That commercial is sadder than a Tracy Chapman single.

I was telling someone the other day I have no idea how Apple has the following it does - that commerical alone makes me never want to see their logo again.

 

[whaler11]

Kars4Kids is even worse when you find out it hides the fact it’s a front for a religious charity.

 

[Rocktheworld]

Kars4Kids is even worse when you find out it hides the fact it’s a front for a religious charity.

No wonder the song is so terrible

 

[ZooCougar]

I was telling someone the other day I have no idea how Apple has the following it does - that commerical alone makes me never want to see their logo again.

I was just saying the other day that my next phone won’t be an Apple.

 

[ZooCougar]

Kars4 Kids is a Jewish charity apparently with the goal of connecting kids to their Jewish heritage.

 

[Stainmaster]

Kars4 Kids is a Jewish charity apparently with the goal of connecting kids to their Jewish heritage.

"In 2017, the Minnesota Attorney General conducted a compliance review and submitted a 300 page report to the IRS. The report found that only 44% of funds raised by Kars4Kids went to good works, and that the charity had invested in a Ponzi scheme, in addition to losing $9.2 million from real estate projects controlled by the second cousin of the Kars4Kids CEO."

 

[whaler11]

Kars4 Kids is a Jewish charity apparently with the goal of connecting kids to their Jewish heritage.

Costly and Continuous Kars4Kids Ads Disguise Charity's Real Purpose | annoying commercial | Orthodox Jewish | car donation charity | CharityWatch

 

[manbyrd]

Production value is bad, but what really stands out is that someone thought "Dumpy the Pumpkin" was a decent name for an ice cream cake.