Kane can't be guarded, at least not by a college player. This is why the NCAA issued us a waiver which would have allowed us to suit up LeBron James for this game, under the stipulation that LeBron would not take any shots. Initially LeBron did agree, as he is friendly with Kevin Ollie, but as the Heat are playing Detroit on Friday the conflict made this impossible. It wasn't that LeBron wouldn't miss the Heat game to help us out but rather that the NBA viewed that as offering far too much assistance to UConn and UConn alumni.
We are currently in discussion with the NCAA to get them to discount all points that Kane scores on Friday by 50% just to make the game somewhat competitive. Hoiberg already confessed that the Cyclones are unbeatable and the only reason they lost any games this year was because he did not want to embarrass Kentucky (which was quite gracious of him, imagine how much sillier that school would have looked for printing up 40-0 tee shirts before the season began if another school did actually end up undefeated).
I am holding out hope on the discounted point ruling, but I am also holding out hope that the tickets I have to the game (which I bought on EBay and are written in pencil, with the bar code in magic marker) will get me in the Garden. If the NCAA says "no, all of his points will count" then I will have to agree with Scote:
Doomed.............