How I imagine our match went:
"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the main event of the evening! It's a showdown for the ages, as two mathematical geniuses go head-to-head in a wrestling cage match that's sure to be one for the record books! In one corner, we have the 'Human Calculator' himself, Carl Friedrich Gauss, a true giant in the world of mathematics! And in the other corner, we have the 'Prince of Hungarian Mathematics', Paul Erdős! These two titans have a score to settle, and tonight, they're gonna do it in the most brutal way possible!"
"The bell rings, and the match is underway! Gauss immediately goes on the attack, using his brute strength and raw power to try and take down Erdős. But Erdős is a wily veteran, and he's not gonna go down that easily! He uses his speed and agility to dodge Gauss's attacks, and soon, he's got Gauss reeling!"
"But wait, what's this? Out from under the ring comes... Pythagoras?! That's right, folks, it looks like the ancient Greek mathematician himself has decided to get in on the action! And he's not coming empty-handed - he's got a steel chair!"
"Gauss is distracted by Pythagoras's sudden appearance, and Erdős takes advantage of the opportunity! He hits Gauss with a swift and devastating move, and Gauss goes down hard! The referee counts to three, and it's all over! Paul Erdős has emerged victorious in this epic battle of mathematical minds!"
"Well, folks, what a match that was! It had everything - drama, excitement, and even a surprise appearance from Pythagoras himself! I don't know about you, but I'll be talking about this one for a long time to come!"
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