OT: What's a UConn Fan To Do?!

[Sargassoc]

So I'm a high school teacher, and at the end of the year, a senior I really like (despite the fact that he's leaving CT to go to Tennessee) dropped off a present for me. I wrote his college recommendation and he wanted to thank me. But he's also a sly little bastard, so this is what he gave me, KNOWING it would kill me a little every time I looked at it. (And he made sure to tell me that he specifically got the LADY VOLS one for me.)

So what could I possibly do with this (other than accidentally "dropping" it)? I'm taking all creative suggestions. . .

 

[meyers7]

Well the first thing is NOT post a picture of it on this site.

 

[Alydar]

When you have your next physical it would make a nice specimen cup.

 

[huskeynut]

Storage box and to the attic - never to be seen again!

 

[eebmg]

A spit glass.

 

[Bama fan]

So I'm a high school teacher, and at the end of the year, a senior I really like (despite the fact that he's leaving CT to go to Tennessee) dropped off a present for me. I wrote his college recommendation and he wanted to thank me. But he's also a sly little bastard, so this is what he gave me, KNOWING it would kill me a little every time I looked at it. (And he made sure to tell me that he specifically got the LADY VOLS one for me.)

So what could I possibly do with this (other than accidentally "dropping" it)? I'm taking all creative suggestions. . .

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Donate it to a thrift store. In Tennessee.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

 

[Checkmate 2.0]

Donate it to;

https://health.usnews.com/best-hospitals/area/tn/st-jude-childrens-research-hospital-6520815

 

[Dokey]

Drink champagne from it to celebrate UConn's victory over Tennessee.

 

[Ozimoto]

If you feel that you must display it, just turn it upside down.

 

[Monte]

Let your Husky drink from it.

 

[Plebe]

It's a puke cup. Just the color alone is enough to ...

 

[Beemer]

so far @Alydar has had the best suggestion

 

[SVCBeercats]

So what could I possibly do with this (other than accidentally "dropping" it)? I'm taking all creative suggestions. . .

Easy peasy! Send him a picture of you toasting him after UCONN thrashes the Lady Vols. Remember, a very large smirk!

 

[Zorro]

Go back and change the little sucker's grades!!

 

[eebmg]

Go back and change the little sucker's grades!!

That might help in TN.

 

[CL82]

Easy peasy! Send him a picture of you toasting him after UCONN thrashes the Lady Vols. Remember, a very large smirk!

But first buy this decal:

(Or use a red sharpie.)

 

[Mlb0814]

So I'm a high school teacher, and at the end of the year, a senior I really like (despite the fact that he's leaving CT to go to Tennessee) dropped off a present for me. I wrote his college recommendation and he wanted to thank me. But he's also a sly little bastard, so this is what he gave me, KNOWING it would kill me a little every time I looked at it. (And he made sure to tell me that he specifically got the LADY VOLS one for me.)

So what could I possibly do with this (other than accidentally "dropping" it)? I'm taking all creative suggestions. . .

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Add a UConn decal with numbers so it reads “UConn 13 - T Lady Vols 9”

 

[Mlb0814]

But first buy this decal:
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(Or use a red sharpie.)

And add a UConn symbol to the other side

 

[bluedevil]

paint it blue

 

[CocoHusky]

Withdraw the recommendation and return the gift.

 

[itsasport]

Add the disparaging word of your choice at the bottom of the cup.

 

[Fairfield Fan]

These are all hilarious!!! You all have a wonderful sense of humor!!

Thanks for the chuckles!!!!

 

[HuskyNan]

Oh @Biff - we need your help!

 

[hoopsfan22]

It was a friendly gesture. No need to take it out on the mug by destroying it.