What if Jeremy Lamb married this woman?

[Palatine]

A former Russian basketball player holds the Guinness record for the world’s longest female legs. At 4-feet, 4-inches long, Svetlana Pankratova has the longest stems in the recorded history of stems. Her full frame measures up to 6’5”, which makes her legs more than two-thirds the length of her whole body.

 

[Huskies4ever]

A former Russian basketball player holds the Guinness record for the world’s longest female legs. At 4-feet, 4-inches long, Svetlana Pankratova has the longest stems in the recorded history of stems. Her full frame measures up to 6’5”, which makes her legs more than two-thirds the length of her whole body.

Their baby would be named Spider.

 

[Fishy]

The baby's feet would just sort of hang out of her lady bits for the last half of the pregnancy.

 

[dogpause]

Like this?

 

[BoatShow]

What if I married her and with my little Irish stumps? That's the real question

 

[jibsey]

Forget the legs, what aout the wing span? JL's arms nearly touched the ground as it was.

 

[Tenspro2002]

I think the implication is that if you took JL's arms and this woman's legs, their kid would look like Stretch Armstrong.

 

[RichCTBB]

What if this was really JL