OT: Washer broke today and Dog needs a Calhoun type halftime speach

[NEforceUConn]

Day was going OK, and then I see where my washer broke. Its not a fancy one and looks like $450-$500 to replace all in (delivery, install and removal).

More upsetting I saw 3 baby bunnies (and a black snake) in my backyard. Called my 99 lb lab mix on the carpet and told him to get busy with bunnies. Don't eat but kill.

Thank god that on my 8:30am shop at Target, where I was looking for tp but denied, I picked up a 12 pack of Heineken. Afternoon going swimmingly.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Day was going OK, and then I see where my washer broke. Its not a fancy one and looks like $450-$500 to replace all in (delivery, install and removal).

More upsetting I saw 3 baby bunnies (and a black snake) in my backyard. Called my 99 lb lab mix on the carpet and told him to get busy with bunnies. Don't eat but kill.

Thank god that on my 8:30am shop at Target, where I was looking for tp but denied, I picked up a 12 pack of Heineken. Afternoon going swimmingly.

And how many of those green abominations did you drink before whipping up that post?

 

[8893]

More upsetting I saw 3 baby bunnies (and a black snake) in my backyard. Called my 99 lb lab mix on the carpet and told him to get busy with bunnies. Don't eat but kill.

Why kill the bunnies? Trying to top @Deepster ?

 

[HuskyHawk]

Why kill the bunnies? Trying to top @Deepster ?

Jesus. Killing baby bunnies and drinking Heineken. Not sure how a thread can start much worse. Did you buy a Syracuse sweatshirt at Target too? Park in the handicapped spot?

 

[superjohn]

The Sopranos: Artie Bucco and rabbit - YouTube

 

[WestHartHusk]

Day was going OK, and then I see where my washer broke. Its not a fancy one and looks like $450-$500 to replace all in (delivery, install and removal).

More upsetting I saw 3 baby bunnies (and a black snake) in my backyard. Called my 99 lb lab mix on the carpet and told him to get busy with bunnies. Don't eat but kill.

Thank god that on my 8:30am shop at Target, where I was looking for tp but denied, I picked up a 12 pack of Heineken. Afternoon going swimmingly.

Why are baby bunnies "more upsetting" than a $500 bill? Why is the black snake relegated to a parenthetical. Why in the world did you have your dog attack bunnies? And why (and how) did you articulate to kill but not eat?

 

[CL82]

how) did you articulate to kill but not eat?

I can't say for sure, but I'm guessing it was through interpretive dance.

 

[NEforceUConn]

Yipes, sorry. I’m just surprised that bunnies would live in my backyard with a 99 lb dog around. What am I suppose to do with them? It’s past Easter.

Herd them into a shoebox and let them go in the country. Don’t think so. But I do like balloons.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Yipes, sorry. I’m just surprised that bunnies would live in my backyard with a 99 lb dog around. What am I suppose to do with them? It’s past Easter.

Heard them into a shoebox and let them go in the country. Don’t think so. But I do like balloons.

Do you sustain his weight at 99 lbs on purpose?

 

[NEforceUConn]

He’s old and a bit spoiled

 

[sledog]

A rabbit watched me do some lawn repair / reseed today from ~10 ft away. Sidewalk supervisor?

Also saw a deer drop a load on the lawn - and only a day after 'Deer Solutions' sprayed the place. Perhaps they used attractant vs repellant??

 

[NEforceUConn]

I live in N.C. and if I posted this on a ECU site I would have 3 hunters ringing my bell with pellet guns or a bow and arrows

 

[Husky25]

 

[NEforceUConn]

And how many of those green abominations did drink......

Why are greenies considered an abomination?

 

[8893]

Why are greenies considered an abomination?

Because they taste like dirty sweat socks.

 

[NEforceUConn]

Because they taste like dirty sweat socks.

Oh, I thought that smell was from my broken washer.
Get real. IPA’s suck

 

[8893]

Oh, I thought that smell was from my broken washer.
Get real. IPA’s suck

I don't drink them anymore, either.

 

[CL82]

Do you sustain his weight at 99 lbs on purpose?

Once they get over 100 lbs the number of bunnies they consume gets to be unreasonable.

 

[CL82]

I don't drink them anymore, either.

Really? They still make me hoppy.

 

[8893]

Really? They still make me hoppy.

I like the taste; they don't agree with my tummy.

 

[Husky25]

Once they get over 100 lbs the number of bunnies they consume gets to be unreasonable.

100lbs for a lab mix is considered obese by the American Doggie Heart Association.

 

[CL82]

100lbs for a lab mix is considered obese by the American Doggie Heart Association.

Well they do consume an inordinate amount of rabbits.

 

[8893]

100lbs for a lab mix is considered obese by the American Doggie Heart Association.

Well they do consume an inordinate amount of rabbits.

So you're saying he's a hare short?

 

[CL82]

So you're saying he's a hare short?

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Once they get over 100 lbs the number of bunnies they consume gets to be unreasonable.

Plus a 2004 lb dog just sounds hazardous

 

[CL82]

My dog got a bunny and carried it over to me in mouth, still alive, no broken skin. I told her to drop it and she did but I couldn't help but think that bunny was going to need some serious rabbit therapy after that.

 

[8893]

My dog got a bunny and carried it over to me in mouth, still alive, no broken skin. I told her to drop it and she did but I couldn't help but think that bunny was going to need some serious rabbit therapy after that.

 

[CL82]

But on the plus side, after it was over he'd own a mansion and a yacht.

 

[Tex-Lager93]

When you told your dog 'to get busy with the bunnies', did his mind go elsewhere...

 

[boba]

When you told your dog 'to get busy with the bunnies', did his mind go elsewhere...

And have you considered that may be why there are three and not two?