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The man needs to go to a mall.
He asked which mall.
I am sure he's considered all of his various options and he just wants to visit a mall so that he can pick just the right Yankee Candle* for his mistress.
Can someone just answer his question?
* My advice - pick one of the nice Vanilla ones. The evergreen ones kinda say "whorehouse deodorizer" while the others all smell like stripper perfume to me. Which brings me to a story - once, my brother actually did buy his wife stripper perfume for Christmas. It had glitter. They're divorced now.
I just hit LIKE because of the divorce part. SEE ... they divorce you for all kinds of things.