A little Mormon humor for the yard to pass the time until 8-29 - 2 weeks baby!
How is a non-Mormon wedding different than a Mormon wedding?
At a non-Mormon wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Mormon wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
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Four religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as Messiah, only as a Jewish
prophet.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian faith, only the leader of the Catholic Church.
3. Nation of Islam does not recognize either Jesus or the Pope.
4. Mormons do not recognize each other at the liquor store or at
Hooters.
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A anxious soon to be Mormon father spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"
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A elderly Mormon asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied, "I've never done either." "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around and marry many women?" inquired the doctor. "No, I've never done any of those things either." "Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"