UConn vs Texas Haiku

[Chosen]

Sunday night ball game
Hopefully Alex is back
Get better Ahmed

The game could be tough
But dont worry UConn fans
We will win tonight

 

[TerryBoyz]

On the road again
Leave our exes in texas
But take a win home

Let’s keep Austin weird
But Keep the home crowd quiet
Another good win

UConn’s stars at five
Will be bright and alive. In
the heart of Texas

 

[TheShot1990]

Liam’s a stud, yes
But who else leads through this mess
Stewie is my guess

 

[Husky Alien]

UConn will travel
To Texas longhorns will not
Win close game tonight

 

[CL82]

Huskies in Texas.
Many good memories there.
Let's create one more.

We just beat Baylor.
We'll have a Texas two-step
Beating the Longhorns.

So mush you Huskies,
And beat Texas at their place
For a good road win.

 

[RedDog]

Husky game today.
Things are bigger in Texas.
UConn blowout win.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

My Xmas Wish List:
Another Championship
and, Coach Terry's specs:

 

[NCHuskie919]

Saturday was bad
The longhorns were very mad
Sunday we'll be glad

 

[DALTX]

San Antonio
UConn makes lone star statements
Houston twice, Dallas

 

[Dove]

The Huskies will mush
South to Texas and then act
Stone cold in Austin.

 

[Son of Robert]

Sundays for lazing
and I'm plenty good at it
five o'clock tv

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

How long are long horns?
Are they longer than Hilton?
I dont think they are!

 

[huskyjawz]

I've been to Texas
For Four Final Fours. Four Chips.
Never to Austin

Will have to settle
For a Huskies victory
Watching from my couch

 

[Apollo]

Don’t mess with Texas?
Huskies make mess of UT
Down go the Longhorns

 

[Martin84]

Texas made me think of cards-made me think of Motorhead lol

Know I’m born to lose
And gambling is for fools but
Don’t forget Joker

I See it in your
Eyes So take one look and die
It’s the ace of spades

 

[huskyjawz]

Texas made me think of cards-made me think of Motorhead lol

Know I’m born to lose
And gambling is for fools but
Don’t forget Joker

I See it in your
Eyes So take one look and die
It’s the ace of spades

Love the re-fer-ence
But need to work the intro
Into Haiku form

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Sunday night ball game
Hopefully Alex is back
Get better Ahmed

The game could be tough
But dont worry UConn fans
We will win tonight

Standardized title:
"Texas Game Day Haiku Thread"
His name's spelled "Ahmad"

It's the little things
That set tone and stoke mojo
Lead by example

UConn will travel
To Texas longhorns will not
Win close game tonight

Punctuation counts
Consider, "Let's eat, Grandma"
And, "Let's eat Grandma"

Texas made me think of cards-made me think of Motorhead lol

Texas conjured cards,
and then somehow Motörhead
Would Lemmy have liked?

 

[storrsroars]

I often hear "It's
Five o'clock somewhere." If so,
The game has started!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Texas yellow rose
Color of Longhorn bellies
Afraid of Big Dogs

We will need the D
From last game to rope Longhorns
Huskies will mush on!

 

[Huskygamble19]

The constant Texas winds
will blow the Huskies
a convincing win.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The constant Texas winds
will blow the Huskies
a convincing win.

How is this haiku?
It isn't five, seven, five
Syllables per line

Looks like six, five, five.
To serve as an example,
here is a rewrite:

Constant Texas winds
will blow in Huskies' favor
and produce a win

 

[Samoo]

No Texas holdem
Turn the young longhorns over
Alex does the rest

 

[shizzle787]

Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed

Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed

Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed!

 

[Vowelguy]

UConn in Austin
They only care ‘bout football
Fried Bevo tastes good

 

[Huskygamble19]

How is this haiku?
It isn't five, seven, five
Syllables per line

Looks like six, five, five.
To serve as an example,
here is a rewrite:

Constant Texas winds
will blow in Huskies' favor
and produce a win

I need another highball.