UConn vs Texas Haiku

[DALTX]

UConn in Austin
They only care ‘bout football
Fried Bevo tastes good

Barbecued Bevo
None better than in Texas
As Conn is for za

 

[TheHorde]

Barbecued Bevo
None better than in Texas
As Conn is for za

Bevo has it coming for what he did to poor Uga

 

[Dove]

The Huskies will mush
South to Texas and then act
Stone cold in Austin.

@Austin316
Not even a hat tip here?
Always liked The Rock.

 

[controlfade]

game is on Sunday
Texas needs to get spanked
Please play Defense

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I need another highball.

^ That, too, ain't haiku
Just haiku in haiku thread
Even in comments

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Bevo has it coming for what he did to poor Uga

If it ain't haiku
Don't post it within this thread
This is haiku thread

 

[Austin316]

@Austin316
Not even a hat tip here?
Always liked The Rock.