UConn vs Kansas haiku

[TheShot1990]

These threads don't guarantee victory. What difference does it make? How many syllables was that?

I don’t want to count
But this thread clearly matters
Because you are here!!!

 

[huskyjawz]

Remember Kemper
in Ninety Five. I
think we lost by Ninety Five

Oh for four. Not five!
U-C-O-N-N says Red
Revenge will be ours

Oh spit, I forgot
To rearrange the two lines
I will do so now

Remember Kemper
Think we lost by Ninety Five
Back in Ninety Five

 

[Lafayette]

No DP? Let’s go!
Get our first phoggy win yes?
U-C-O-N-N!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

How common is it
For you to kiss my fat bass
Nitpicky wanker

Haven't done it yet
And don't intend to start now
As such, not common

 

[Samoo]

These threads don't guarantee victory. What difference does it make? How many syllables was that?

It seems to be now,
Deep has abandon'd mojo,
You can't pick and choose

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

3 generations
Driving home from Thanksgiving
C-T to K-Y

200 more miles
Will see Men's & Women's games
Go you Huskies, win!

 

[Deepster]

I don’t want to count
But this thread clearly matters
Because you are here!!!

I was bored.
Not everyone believes in my sentences.
We still have six national championships.

 

[bendm]

Please please please please please
Please please please please please Please please
Please please please please please

 

[RedStickHusky]

I've Hai'd my last Ku
People grading like T.As
Have taken the fun

 

[Dove]

Again with two threads?
Attention hounds must be first
Give someone the job

Got to be careful
Dove is watching and counting
To call us all out

Business at Phog
Some payback is due tonight
A Mullins breakout

Illini, four beats.
Business is two beats, my man.
Beat that big red stick.

 

[RedStickHusky]

Illini, four beats.
Business is two beats, my man.
Beat that big red stick.

Does anyone else
Think Illini counts 4 beats?
Flaming Idiot

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Does anyone else
Think Illini counts 4 beats?
Flaming Idiot

Illini is three
But Dove's first line counted five
So, proper haiku

He wrote the wrong word
Not really any big deal
We model good form

It supports the team
We operate as a team
We support not scold

For the record, your
haiku counted correctly
Worth celebrating

 

[RedStickHusky]

Illini is three
But Dove's first line counted five
So, proper haiku

He wrote the wrong word
Not really any big deal
We model good form

It supports the team
We operate as a team
We support not scold

For the record, your
haiku counted correctly
Worth celebrating

All he had to say
Was "sorry" "my bad" or "whoops"
Too much of a jerk

Instead double-down
With the stupid "Where I'm from
We say it in four"

 

[Ewekon]

Huskies and Jayhawks
The Phog will be on fire
Huskies in dog fight

Dogs rough on the Hawks
Bird stew. Phog lifts. Huskies Win.
Jonathan growls huuuuge

 

[jayteeman]

Huskies win tonight
In a place where they say there
Is no place like Storrs

 

[bendm]

damn damn damn damn damn
damn damn damn damn damn damn damn
damn damn damn damn damn

 

[mussels]

Peak Boneyard discord
on display in haiku thread
the mojo is strong

 

[DALTX]

Rolling Rock mojo
Jalapeño mac and cheese
77

 

[Deepster]

It seems to be now,
Deep has abandon'd mojo,
You can't pick and choose

Hmmm.

 

[Dove]

Rolling Rock mojo
Jalapeño mac and cheese
77

Forgot the bacon!!!
Gatti screamed for bacon, D!!
In that mac and cheese.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I was bored.
Not everyone believes in my sentences.
We still have six national championships.

Hmmm.

Not even trying
How the mighty has fallen
Yet good posts elsewhere

 

[Deepster]

Once again, my haiku strategy is 100% effective. You’re welcome.