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UConn vs Kansas haiku

TheShot1990 said:
I don’t want to count
But this thread clearly matters
Because you are here!!!
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I was bored.
Not everyone believes in my sentences.
We still have six national championships.
 
RedStickHusky said:
Again with two threads?
Attention hounds must be first
Give someone the job

Got to be careful
Dove is watching and counting
To call us all out

Business at Phog
Some payback is due tonight
A Mullins breakout
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Illini, four beats.
Business is two beats, my man.
Beat that big red stick.
 
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RedStickHusky said:
Does anyone else
Think Illini counts 4 beats?
Flaming Idiot
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Illini is three
But Dove's first line counted five
So, proper haiku

He wrote the wrong word
Not really any big deal
We model good form

It supports the team
We operate as a team
We support not scold

For the record, your
haiku counted correctly
Worth celebrating
 
Hans Sprungfeld said:
Illini is three
But Dove's first line counted five
So, proper haiku

He wrote the wrong word
Not really any big deal
We model good form

It supports the team
We operate as a team
We support not scold

For the record, your
haiku counted correctly
Worth celebrating
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All he had to say
Was "sorry" "my bad" or "whoops"
Too much of a jerk

Instead double-down
With the stupid "Where I'm from
We say it in four"
 
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Once again, my haiku strategy is 100% effective. You’re welcome.
 
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