UConn offers Dwayne Bacon

[Sky ball]

In other recruiting news, UConn offered Thomas Eggs... Making our potential starting backcourt for 2016: Eggs & Bacon...

If we land Eggs and Bacon our opponents are toast!

 

[Peacefrog]

Is there a good recruit out there named Green? We could have Green, Ager and Ham with a side of Bacon.

 

[Dmike]

He's from the same hometown as Rashard Anderson, Lakeland Fl. Rashard needs to stop by his home and show him his NC ring. Bacon rated 27 by Yahoo, just outside of being a 5 star recruit.

If he comes to UCONN he gets plus 3 stars under the new boneyard rating system as proposed by Fishy and adopted by, well, me. Plus he'll have a dish named after him at one of the campus's cafeterias.

 

[Castlevania]

He looks skinny.. He should try thick cut.

 

[cohenzone]

Isn't there a 2015 recruit named Ager from Connecticut?

Lineup might look like this:

PG: Ager
SG: Hamilton
SF: Bacon

Ager scrambles for the ball, after his man turns it over easily, flips it over to Bacon, a crisp pass to Ham-ilton, who splits the defense like a knife through butter, he jams it in. Onions! screams the announcer. Wipe that Ager off your Facey! And to finish it off, Amidah coffee filled to the Brimah.

Somebody needs a good night's sleep. Besides, isn't the correct name of the SG Omeleton?

 

[CL82]

Can we talk about this kid seriously? He's a good defender with quick hands, so we all can look forward to Bacon strips.

 

[61cygni]

No serious talk.

 

[Yonick]

I suppose Bacon's preferred sports wear is under Armour

 

[Kitaman]

Will he wear these with our unis?

 

[Leebo]

Personally, I go anywhere that offers me bacon.

 

[Goat]

He's from the same hometown as Rashard Anderson, Lakeland Fl. Rashard needs to stop by his home and show him his NC ring. Bacon rated 27 by Yahoo, just outside of being a 5 star recruit.

Are you sure is first name wasn't "Rasher?" Maybe they're related.

 

[BearJWS]

So if we get a Bacon & an Ager, with a Ham'ilton...
When we run a "fast break", is it really a "break'fast"???

 

[Dmike]

If he commits, I'm going to send him one of my famous bacon wrapped turkeys for Thanksgiving. Yummm!!!

 

[BearJWS]

If he commits, I'm going to send him one of my famous bacon wrapped turkeys for Thanksgiving. Yummm!!!
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If anything, I'm hoping for a T'Giving Day invite... Yum!

 

[mauconnfan]

If he commits, I'm going to send him one of my famous bacon wrapped turkeys for Thanksgiving. Yummm!!!
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He looks to wrapped up in other stuff to be any help to the Huskies!

 

[Migs]

Is there a good recruit out there named Green? We could have Green, Ager and Ham with a side of Bacon.

Hopefully not! Could be some chemistry issues between Sam I am and Greene, Ager and Ham. Luckily Bacon goes with anything.

 

[babysheep]

Bring home that bacon!

 

[tentoes4rings]

Does anybody know how many degrees he is removed from Kevin Bacon?

From a basketball skill standpoint, hopefully a lot!!

 

[sledog]

 

[DogMania]

There's absolutely nothing Kosher about this thread. I think the subject on this thread should be changed to Bacon Bits.

FWIW, none of us should quit our day jobs to try our hand at Stand-Up. And for those who are running out of material here's a link you'll want to checkout:

Wikipedia's List of Bacon Dishes

If we land the Bacon, I say they play that Beggin' Strips commercial Sound bite every time he enters the game:

Beggin' Strips Commercial ITS BACON!

I'm sure Dwayne wouldn't appreciate it, but I'd both cheer and laugh at that every time they'd play that. Yeah, it's sickness, but I can't help but watch every time that commercial comes on. For anyone who has a dog, you swear if they could talk all they'd be saying is Food, Food, Food...Play, Play, Play...BACOOOON, BACOOON....Oh, hold on, I gotta lick something.

 

[Dove]

We will call his dunks...Baconators!

 

[HooperScooper]

O.K., this is funny. A thread about bacon and an ad for bacon shows up at the bottom here. Nice!

So if we start talking about s e x acts will p orn sites come up? Just curious how this works.

 

[CL82]

O.K., this is funny. A thread about bacon and an ad for bacon shows up at the bottom here. Nice!

So if we start talking about s e x acts will p orn sites come up? Just curious how this works.

I'm still not sure how we got the Asian bride ads that used to be on here for a while.

 

[CAHUSKY]

I'm still not sure how we got the Asian bride ads that used to be on here for a while.

WE didnt. Those cookies are following you around brother.

 

[upstater]

WE didnt. Those cookies are following you around brother.

LOL--amazing that people don't realize this.

I wonder why "we" keep getting ads for colon cleansers?