UConn Mad Libs

[GemParty]

1. I've been a diehard UConn fan since the year __________

2. I own & love a _____________ but I would give it up to see UConn win a 4th National Title.

3. I spend ______ hours a week reading the Boneyard.

4. Kevin Ollie will probably coach at UConn until approx. the year___________

5. If UConn didn't exist my favorite team would be________________

6. You've entered a shoot to win contest. Ray Allen is busy with the Heat. You win a Million dollars if any former UConn player can hit 3 freethrows & one 3 point shot for you. The player you select is ________________ to take those 4 shot attempts.

7. During dinner with Jim Calhoun he says, "I'll give you 15 minutes of complete honesty on any UConn recruit or player in the last 25 yrs" You select_______________ & you want to know______________________________________________________.

8. The restaurant in CT you & Calhoun dine at is____________________________

9. After dinner, JC steps outside to make a call & you notice Coach K & Coach Cal getting hammered at the bar. You decide to______________________________________

10. Things have calmed down now at the restaurant, & Calhoun says "let's have alittle fun, so you take him_______________________________

11. You wake up the next morning & to clear your mind, start thinking of this years season. You'd be willing to bet our two best players will be ____________________ &______________________ by March.

12. Pissed off about the post season, you curse UK who as a result, goes on to lose in the first round to Central Connecticut. You believe________________________ would probably win this years title.

 

[Huskies4ever]

Good job.

 

[ibleedhuskyblue]

1. I've been a diehard UConn fan since the year __________

2. I own & love a _____________ but I would give it up to see UConn win a 4th National Title.

3. I spend ______ hours a week reading the Boneyard.

4. Kevin Ollie will probably coach at UConn until approx. the year___________

5. If UConn didn't exist my favorite team would be________________

6. You've entered a shoot to win contest. Ray Allen is busy with the Heat. You win a Million dollars if any former UConn player can hit 3 freethrows & one 3 point shot for you. The player you select is ________________ to take those 4 shot attempts.

7. During dinner with Jim Calhoun he says, "I'll give you 15 minutes of complete honesty on any UConn recruit or player in the last 25 yrs" You select_______________ & you want to know______________________________________________________.

8. The restaurant in CT you & Calhoun dine at is____________________________

9. After dinner, JC steps outside to make a call & you notice Coach K & Coach Cal getting hammered at the bar. You decide to______________________________________

10. Things have calmed down now at the restaurant, & Calhoun says "let's have alittle fun, so you take him_______________________________

11. You wake up the next morning & to clear your mind, start thinking of this years season. You'd be willing to bet our two best players will be ____________________ &______________________ by March.

12. Pissed off about the post season, you curse UK who as a result, goes on to lose in the first round to Central Connecticut. You believe________________________ would probably win this years title.

1. 1980
2. Wife & Son
3. 40
4. 2076
5. The UCONN i made up in my head
6. Thabeet
7. Scottie Harrelson - Who told you that guy was a BE player ?
8. McDonalds
9. Shoot the place up with automatic weapons
10. to a brothel
11. boat & bazz (duh)
12- Central Conn (you beat the 1 seed, you become the 1 seed)

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

1. 1988
2. I own few material possessions, and none that I couldn't easily live without, so I can't really answer this one.
3. Maybe 4-5 hours a week.
4. 2032
5. I once saw a picture of some well built chicks in scanty soccer uniforms... I have no interest in professional sports, so none.
6. Rashad Anderson
7-10. no comment
11. Calhoun and Boatright
12. Duke

 

[Ts5034]

1. 1992
2. Hard to answer
3. 4 hours
4. 2025
5. Would not have one
6. Kemba
7. Nate Miles and how good did you really think he could be?
8. Anywhere
9. Buy them shots of Bacardi 151 and after an hour talk recruiting to find out how "clean" Coach K actually is.

11. Calhoun and Boatright. Hopefully Deandre is in the mix
12. Indiana

 

[champs99and04]

1. 2008
2. Pretty much anything besides my family
3. 4-5 hours
4. 2037
5. That's like asking who your wife would be if your wife died - I'd rather not think about it
6. Ben Gordon
7. Ryan Gomes
8. No idea
9. Spike their drinks
10. Gampel to play horse
11. Napier & Boatright
12. Whichever team takes the stairs

 

[CTBasketball]

1. I've been a diehard UConn fan since the year 1992.

2. I own & love a car but I would give it up to see UConn win a 4th National Title.

3. I spend 2-3 hours a week reading the Boneyard.

4. Kevin Ollie will probably coach at UConn until approx. the year March 2013

5. If UConn didn't exist my favorite team would be Calgary Stampedes.

6. You've entered a shoot to win contest. Ray Allen is busy with the Heat. You win a Million dollars if any former UConn player can hit 3 freethrows & one 3 point shot for you. The player you select is Rashad Anderson to take those 4 shot attempts.

7. During dinner with Jim Calhoun he says, "I'll give you 15 minutes of complete honesty on any UConn recruit or player in the last 25 yrs" You select AJ Price & you want to know how he changed as a person.

8. The restaurant in CT you & Calhoun dine at is J. Timothy's.

9. After dinner, JC steps outside to make a call & you notice Coach K & Coach Cal getting hammered at the bar. You decide to secretly take their cellphones and send "" photographs to Mark Emmert, Fox News, Christian Laettner, and other important people.

10. Things have calmed down now at the restaurant, & Calhoun says "let's have alittle fun, so you take him to a UConn football game for some laughs.

11. You wake up the next morning & to clear your mind, start thinking of this years season. You'd be willing to bet our two best players will be Omar Calhoun & Ryan Boatright by March.

12. Pissed off about the post season, you curse UK who as a result, goes on to lose in the first round to Central Connecticut. You believe Fairfield Stags would probably win this years title.[/quote]

 

[rip7774]

I would take Rashad if it was three 3s but maybe Ben Gordon on this scenario!! A lot of us think alike!

Good call on Nate Miles

 

[GemParty]

1. I've been a diehard UConn fan since the year ____1987______

2. I own & love a ____puppy named Mia_________ but I would give it up to see UConn win a 4th National Title.

3. I spend __10____ hours a week reading the Boneyard.

4. Kevin Ollie will probably coach at UConn until approx. the year____2027_______

5. If UConn didn't exist my favorite team would be___Central CT_____________

6. You've entered a shoot to win contest. Ray Allen is busy with the Heat. You win a Million dollars if any former UConn player can hit 3 freethrows & one 3 point shot for you. The player you select is _____KEA___________ to take those 4 shot attempts.

7. During dinner with Jim Calhoun he says, "I'll give you 15 minutes of complete honesty on any UConn recruit or player in the last 25 yrs" You select__Majok_____________ & you want to know___why did he suddenly leave school with all the work that went into getting him qualified to play?___________________________________________________.

8. The restaurant in CT you & Calhoun dine at is___Ruth Chris_________________________

9. After dinner, JC steps outside to make a call & you notice Coach K & Coach Cal getting hammered at the bar. You decide to__join them for drinks, start talking trash about their programs & UConn's success/win's against them/turf, then watch their jaws drop as Calhoun joins me at the bar.____________________________________

10. Things have calmed down now at the restaurant, & Calhoun says "let's have alittle fun, so you take him to Mohegan Sun___________________________

11. You wake up the next morning & to clear your mind, start thinking of this years season. You'd be willing to bet our two best players will be _____Bazz_______________ &___ Omar___________________ by March.

12. Pissed off about the post season, you curse UK who as a result, goes on to lose in the first round to Central Connecticut. You believe________Louisville________________ would probably win this years title.​

 

[uconnbill]

1. I've been a diehard UConn fan since the year 1974,

2. I own & love a autograph from Ronald Reagan but I would give it up to see UConn win a 4th National Title.

3. I spend Way to many 20 hours a week reading the Boneyard.

4. Kevin Ollie will probably coach at UConn until approx. the year 2033

5. If UConn didn't exist my favorite team would be CCSU

6. You've entered a shoot to win contest. Ray Allen is busy with the Heat. You win a Million dollars if any former UConn player can hit 3 freethrows & one 3 point shot for you. The player you select is Ben Gordon to take those 4 shot attempts.

7. During dinner with Jim Calhoun he says, "I'll give you 15 minutes of complete honesty on any UConn recruit or player in the last 25 yrs" You select Caron Butler & you want to know who was the player who did the most with the least.

8. The restaurant in CT you & Calhoun dine at is J.Glibert's

9. After dinner, JC steps outside to make a call & you notice Coach K & Coach Cal getting hammered at the bar. You decide to Remind them the better coach is with you and you would like them to stop

10. Things have calmed down now at the restaurant, & Calhoun says "let's have alittle fun, so you take him Slip them a mickey

11. You wake up the next morning & to clear your mind, start thinking of this years season. You'd be willing to bet our two best players will be Bazz & Calhoun by March.

12. Pissed off about the post season, you curse UK who as a result, goes on to lose in the first round to Central Connecticut. You believe CCSU would probably win this years title.[/quote]

 

[Dove]

1. I've been a diehard UConn fan since the year 1980

2. I own & love a pretty good job but I would give it up to see UConn win a 4th National Title.

3. I spend 2 hours a week reading the Boneyard.

4. Kevin Ollie will probably coach at UConn until approx. the year 2022

5. If UConn didn't exist my favorite team would be University of Hartford.

6. You've entered a shoot to win contest. Ray Allen is busy with the Heat. You win a Million dollars if any former UConn player can hit 3 freethrows & one 3 point shot for you. The player you select is Khalid El-Amin to take those 4 shot attempts.

7. During dinner with Jim Calhoun he says, "I'll give you 15 minutes of complete honesty on any UConn recruit or player in the last 25 yrs" You select Nate Miles & you want to know "Jim, wtf?!?" .

8. The restaurant in CT you & Calhoun dine at is Ted's Montana Grill.

9. After dinner, JC steps outside to make a call & you notice Coach K & Coach Cal getting hammered at the bar. You decide to join them for a few rounds.

10. Things have calmed down now at the restaurant, & Calhoun says "let's have alittle fun, so you take him back to the bar for more drinks with K and Cal.

11. You wake up the next morning & to clear your mind, start thinking of this years season. You'd be willing to bet our two best players will be Omar Calhoun & Ryan Boatright by March.

12. Pissed off about the post season, you curse UK who as a result, goes on to lose in the first round to Central Connecticut. You believe CCSU would probably win this years title.

 

[connectikev]

1. I've been a diehard UConn fan since the year ___1979_______

2. I own & love a _Shar Pei_________ but I would give it up to see UConn win a 4th National Title.

3. I spend _too many__ hours a week reading the Boneyard.

4. Kevin Ollie will probably coach at UConn until approx. the year___2016___

5. If UConn didn't exist my favorite team would be_playing Cricket_____

6. You've entered a shoot to win contest. Ray Allen is busy with the Heat. You win a Million dollars if any former UConn player can hit 3 freethrows & one 3 point shot for you. The player you select is _Chris Smith__ to take those 4 shot attempts.

7. During dinner with Jim Calhoun he says, "I'll give you 15 minutes of complete honesty on any UConn recruit or player in the last 25 yrs" You select_Charlie V____ & you want to know_How pissed were you, really with the NCAA_______________________________________________.

8. The restaurant in CT you & Calhoun dine at is__Jordan's Steakhouse__________________________

9. After dinner, JC steps outside to make a call & you notice Coach K & Coach Cal getting hammered at the bar. You decide to___Send over the $5 hooker that got Clyde Vaughn in trouble____________________

10. Things have calmed down now at the restaurant, & Calhoun says "let's have alittle fun, so you take him___to a 5th - 6th grade CYO game____________________________

11. You wake up the next morning & to clear your mind, start thinking of this years season. You'd be willing to bet our two best players will be _Shabazz___________________ &___Omar___________________ by March.

12. Pissed off about the post season, you curse UK who as a result, goes on to lose in the first round to Central Connecticut. You believe___UConn's bench_____________________ would probably win this years title.

 

[mauconnfan]

1. I've been a diehard UConn fan since the year _1969_________

2. I own & love a __home_ but I would give it up to see UConn win a 4th National Title.

3. I spend _25_ hours a week reading the Boneyard.

4. Kevin Ollie will probably coach at UConn until approx. the year___2050___

5. If UConn didn't exist my favorite team would be_Middlesex Community College Flying Horsemen!​

6. You've entered a shoot to win contest. Ray Allen is busy with the Heat. You win a Million dollars if any former UConn player can hit 3 freethrows & one 3 point shot for you. The player you select is _ __Rashad Anderson__ to take those 4 shot attempts.​

7. During dinner with Jim Calhoun he says, "I'll give you 15 minutes of complete honesty on any UConn recruit or player in the last 25 yrs" You select___Nate Miles___ & you want to know__about Josh Nochism_____.

8. The restaurant in CT you & Calhoun dine at is_Chicago Sam's/Rookies Cromwell - beers, wings and hoops talk!!

9. After dinner, JC steps outside to make a call & you notice Coach K & Coach Cal getting hammered at the bar. You decide to ask them to join JC and I, starting with a round of shots!

10. Things have calmed down now at the restaurant, & Calhoun says "let's have alittle fun, so you take him_to Mardi Gras in Springfield and he says "I lived here when I as at AIC"

11. You wake up the next morning & to clear your mind, start thinking of this years season. You'd be willing to bet our two best players will be __Ryan Boatright__&__Tyler Olander_ by March.

12. Pissed off about the post season, you curse UK who as a result, goes on to lose in the first round to Central Connecticut. You believe_Indiana_ would probably win this years title.​

 

[ucp990411]

1) 1964, Dan Hesford (The Spider)
2) Left nut
3) 10
4) 2038
5) Marquette, love Buzz
6) RIP, the most clutch player in UConn history
7) Ray and did you know how good?
8) J Gilberts, better be quiet
9) Find out who is driving and call the police
10) back to campus to watch game film
11) Ryan Boatright and Omar Calhoun
12) CCSU