1. Notre Lame - America's most arrogant fanbase, with nothing to be arrogant about anymore, except maybe women's hoops and a few other Olympic sports programs.
2. BS College - Father Lie-hy...what an example HE sets for his student body...a lyin', cheatin', scum-suckin' priest.
3. Puke - going all the way back to 1964 (101-54, 62-27 at HT, left the starters in for almost the whole game, and Ratface continues to get a free pass from the NCAA on every single violation they commit.
4. Kentucky - or any other school at which the Squid happens to be coaching at any given moment.
5. Every team in the present Big Least that were original members, for dumping us from the last almost true Big East Conference tournament. It will always be tainted because we were not allowed to participate.
Dishonorable mention:
Ohio State - one of America's dirtiest athletic programs, and the worst academic school in the Big 10.
Texas - fanbase a very close second to No. 1 above, with even less to be arrogant about than No. 1 above.
Maryland - if for no other reason than the Twerps football team is presently coached by Randy Deadsall, and for Sweaty's repeated rants regarding the Rudy Gay recruitment saga.
Miami - so irrelevant now as to not really matter, but Donna Sha-lie-la alone makes them lower than pond scum.
West Virginia - Oliver Luck writes the new Big East bylaws and then breaks every single one of them...may he rot eternally at the bottom of a coal mine shaft.
Special dishonorable mention goes to former Big East commish John Marinatto, America's biggest idiot. He managed to single-handedly kill America's best basketball conference...still waiting for that commitment from 'Nova to go I-A in football, eh John?