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The Judge Speaks. Threepeat Edition.

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THE JUDGE SPEAKS

Once again, I stand before you ready to lead us to a 7th championship and a historic, almost unheard of threepeat. This one is big and nothing this good ever comes easy.

Hurley turned down the Lakers. Karaban returned. Since cutting down the nets last year, they have fully embraced the opportunity in front of them.

“This is where we’re at. Everyone has signed on,” he told his players then. “The season that we’re going to embark on is going to be rare, in terms of what we can accomplish to literally join those UCLA teams from a historical [standpoint].”

Hurley passed out bracelets with “Dynasty” on them. He showed the team hype videos of the Bulls threepeat season. And he read a book on winning written by John Wooden. And that’s where it clicked for me. That is where the Mojo will come from.

To achieve what only the great John Wooden has achieved, we must embrace and channel the Wizard of Westwood. Only he will show us the way. I mean, surely a basketball wizard knows a thing or two about Mojo, right? Westwood lived by his infamous Pyramid of Success highlighting characteristics like poise, competitive greatness, loyalty, enthusiasm and CONFIDENCE.

And while we will certainly need all of that, we may even need a little more. And with that? I give you “The Dan Hurley Mojo Pyramid of Success”. The foundational blocks that contain all that we need.

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For this one? There is nothing cute. This one is going to take every ounce of Boneyard Mojo we got. Whatever you’ve done from this pyramid in the past? Do it all. With passion and force. Conjure the spirits of titles past and of the great John Wooden. I’ve seen it work before with magical runs from Kemba and Shabazz where we all sat here doubting our chances. But Deepster! We don’t have the defense! We don’t have a first team Big East player on our roster! Mahaney stinks! Reed should start!

It begins and ends with you. I can only show you the path. And, deep in my heart, I truly believe we can do this. We have always loved going out West. We have always loved being an underdog. And we have the best coaching staff in the nation. Momentum is a powerful drug and the last thing the other 67 teams want to see is a back to back defending champ get hot.

As for the hangings? My posse is rounding up the two scoundrels as we speak and the gallows are begging for their necks.

The Judge has spoken.
 
It's the tourney.

Just remember, you can lose the first game round of 64 against St. Joseph's, or you can win that game on a mini-miracle and then go all the way to the final and win the national championship.

"This is why they play the games."
 
THE JUDGE SPEAKS

Once again, I stand before you ready to lead us to a 7th championship and a historic, almost unheard of threepeat. This one is big and nothing this good ever comes easy.

Hurley turned down the Lakers. Karaban returned. Since cutting down the nets last year, they have fully embraced the opportunity in front of them.

“This is where we’re at. Everyone has signed on,” he told his players then. “The season that we’re going to embark on is going to be rare, in terms of what we can accomplish to literally join those UCLA teams from a historical [standpoint].”

Hurley passed out bracelets with “Dynasty” on them. He showed the team hype videos of the Bulls threepeat season. And he read a book on winning written by John Wooden. And that’s where it clicked for me. That is where the Mojo will come from.

To achieve what only the great John Wooden has achieved, we must embrace and channel the Wizard of Westwood. Only he will show us the way. I mean, surely a basketball wizard knows a thing or two about Mojo, right? Westwood lived by his infamous Pyramid of Success highlighting characteristics like poise, competitive greatness, loyalty, enthusiasm and CONFIDENCE.

And while we will certainly need all of that, we may even need a little more. And with that? I give you “The Dan Hurley Mojo Pyramid of Success”. The foundational blocks that contain all that we need.

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For this one? There is nothing cute. This one is going to take every ounce of Boneyard Mojo we got. Whatever you’ve done from this pyramid in the past? Do it all. With passion and force. Conjure the spirits of titles past and of the great John Wooden. I’ve seen it work before with magical runs from Kemba and Shabazz where we all sat here doubting our chances. But Deepster! We don’t have the defense! We don’t have a first team Big East player on our roster! Mahaney stinks! Reed should start!

It begins and ends with you. I can only show you the path. And, deep in my heart, I truly believe we can do this. We have always loved going out West. We have always loved being an underdog. And we have the best coaching staff in the nation. Momentum is a powerful drug and the last thing the other 67 teams want to see is a back to back defending champ get hot.

As for the hangings? My posse is rounding up the two scoundrels as we speak and the gallows are begging for their necks.

The Judge has spoken.
That 70S Show Yes GIF by Laff
 
I think the pyramid is quite well done. It makes logical sense and I have no other option but to believe in a 3 peat. Haiku at the base of the pyramid is a bold yet wise choice.

He apparently steped out of the lab earlier to visit the haiku thread. I thought he was just showing up at the party to pee in the punch bowl, but now it appears he was doing research.
 
He apparently steped out of the lab earlier to visit the haiku thread. I thought he was just showing up at the party to pee in the punch bowl, but now it appears he was doing research.
This ain’t my first rodeo.
 
Perhaps throw in a current pop star like Swift in 2024, Carpenter in 2025?

Spring Break Beach GIF by Sabrina Carpenter
 
I will admit that the pyramid of success was inspired. My first thought was that someone had to give it to him as Deep is neither creative nor bright enough to come up with something that sharp on his own.

Regardless, if he tripped over himself and landed on a pot of gold (St Patrick's reference for luck), he still landed on a pot of gold. Great job Deep!

What we now need is for the cowards who have been lamenting our draw from before it was announced to buy in to the unavoidable reality that we do not back down to anyone.

The rest of the field should be afraid of us. If they aren't now, they will be.
 
I will admit that the pyramid of success was inspired. My first thought was that someone had to give it to him as Deep is neither creative nor bright enough to come up with something that sharp on his own.

Regardless, if he tripped over himself and landed on a pot of gold (St Patrick's reference for luck), he still landed on a pot of gold. Great job Deep!

What we now need is for the cowards who have been lamenting our draw from before it was announced to buy in to the unavoidable reality that we do not back down to anyone.

The rest of the field should be afraid of us. If they aren't now, they will be.
I’ll give up the title when you rip it from our cold dead hands.
 
Afraid of Florida? The only reason that Florida is on the list of back to back champions is because we collapsed against George Mason and let Florida off the hook. Need to beat Oklahoma, but until someone knocks us out of this tourney everyone should be afraid of us. The last time Creighton beat us in the Big East Tourney semis how did that work out for the rest of the country?
 
I will admit that the pyramid of success was inspired. My first thought was that someone had to give it to him as Deep is neither creative nor bright enough to come up with something that sharp on his own.

Regardless, if he tripped over himself and landed on a pot of gold (St Patrick's reference for luck), he still landed on a pot of gold. Great job Deep!

What we now need is for the cowards who have been lamenting our draw from before it was announced to buy in to the unavoidable reality that we do not back down to anyone.

The rest of the field should be afraid of us. If they aren't now, they will be.
I don't know what we're supposed to do with that MakersMuppet part. Are we all expected to write frenetic essays (99.9% of which will be awful)?

I will note that there are currently 10,123 members. Fewer than 0.3% participate in the Haiku thread. If we got that to even 5%, Hans would have a coronary trying to keep up.
 
I think the pyramid is quite well done. It makes logical sense and I have no other option but to believe in a 3 peat. Haiku at the base of the pyramid is a bold yet wise choice.
I hate to be a critic, but I think Senhor should be in the "all seeing eye" position of the pyramid. That would be an apropos callback to our collective experience with him (them?).
 
I don't know what we're supposed to do with that MakersMuppet part. Are we all expected to write frenetic essays (99.9% of which will be awful)?
The fact you think 99.9% is awful says all we need to know about the kind of fan you are.

I may need another noose.
 

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