OT: The Coronavirus thread (merged thread)

[KnightBridgeAZ]

Relative to the cow stories - I was out walking last week and saw a Llama or Alpaca running alongside a truck which was coming toward me, and making a left in front of me. As I got a look at it going down the side street it turned out the animal was (not surprisingly) on a rope attached to the truck. Still, not an everyday site.

Within the last 2 weeks I also saw a rider on a horse going down a nearby street.

Tucson is interesting, there are a number of "ranchettes" in the general area of our subdivision, and I know there are horses, but they are not typically being ridden down the road. Didn't know about the Llama / Alpaca.

 

[DaddyChoc]

Want some more?
* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.


* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom


* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.


* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.


* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

yoooooooooooooo that Wheel of Fortune one got my co-workers thinking Im crazy

 

[Bama fan]

The Tequila video above reminds me of a story from UConn.

One time my girlfriend "wanted to see the sheep." We walked over but she was disappointed because they we off grazing in the distance. So I said if you want, I can call them. She looked skeptical but asked me to. I leaned back and did my best and loudest BAAAAAA! While I doing it I put my foot on the release lever for the (empty) feed trough. The sheep heard the clank and came running. She looked at me at first happy that they were coming but she soon became nervous as the came in at a trot bleating all the way. Finally she turns to me backing away from the fence and yells "what did you say to them!"

Good times.

I hope you kept her. She would have been great fun every April Fools Day!

 

[CL82]

I hope you kept her. She would have been great fun every April Fools Day!

No but she turned up at my office unannounced some 30 years after we graduated. It was flattering but disconcerting. Still cute though.

 

[JordyG]

Are you able to maintain distance from folks in a place as crowded as Brooklyn?

People are very wary of contact. The lines outside of supermarkets are spaced for the most part by 6 feet. Most markets have lines on the floors spaced 6 feet apart. Most will allow only a certain amount of shoppers in at one time. However they're markets. It's nearly impossible to shop and remain 6 feet from everyone. Most people everywhere are masked in one way or another. People try as best they can to give passersby as wide a berth as possible, but keeping a 6 foot bubble around you and the world is, again, nearly impossible. People are still using the large public parks such as Central and Prospect parks while distancing themselves. But in places such as small local grocery stores (which we in NY call "Bodega's) and pharmacies it is impossible to practice any form of social distancing.

Every hospital I pass is clogged with EMS vehicles of all types from all over the city. Our health service workers, our police officers, these are the real heroes in this city. I thought 9/11 showed the epitome of bravery. I was wrong. I see bravery redefined every day, every minute by these people.

Two weeks ago I was on line at the market where everyone was giving the person in front of them a good 6 feet. Everyone except the millennial behind me who was (as usual) talking loudly on his cell, pacing back and forth, all about two feet behind me. I turned to him and asked if he could please remain 6 feet behind me and his response at first was "I'm going to do me". Then when I insisted he became angry and wanted to fight. Now, as I've said, I've already had the virus. For me this was a plea for the next guy he'd stand behind. Statistics clearly show that for the most part, under 40's are the viral incubators that are spreading this plague. Hopefully the next person will benefit from this idiot "doing me" from 6 feet away.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Another little bit of Shelter In Place humor:

Day 1, I can do This!! Got enough food & wine to last a month!

Day 2, Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last !

Day 3, Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew??

Day 4, 8 pm. Removed my day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas!!

Day 5, Today tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots !!

Day 6, I get to take out the Garbage. I'm so excited, I can't decide what to wear.

Day 7, Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8, Went to a new restaurant called the Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal ,
I have no clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9, I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I am getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.

Day 10, Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice speaking to a web designer.

Day 11, Isolation is hard, I swear my fridge just said what the hell do you want now?

Day 12, I realized why dogs get so excited about anything moving outside, going for walks, or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13, If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you cannot touch your face.

Day 14, Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3 to 1.

Day 15, Anybody else feel like they have cooked dinner 395 times this month already?

 

[ThisJustIn]

Life in Queens is pretty quiet, but for the sirens. Thank goodness it's spring, right?

Haven't been shopping in a weekor so. Plenty of food, but beginning to make a dent. Cooking some firsts: Make a lemon-capers chicken that was amazing (and easy). Cooked up my first cashew chicken. Yummy. And lots of leftovers (just call me a convert to the chicken thigh)

Am very fortunate to still have a job - but am doubtful it will exist past July 1. Fiscally okay. Keeping an eye on my two parents and their partners. 3 of them are 86, so.... '

Was saddened to see the great guitarist Bucky Pizzarelli was taken by COVID. I know he had had some health issues, but still. His wife passed a week later. The generational grief that is happening will take decades to work through.

Keeping my head low, as I don't want to be a burden on any of our EMS/Medical folks. There's a quiet, burning rage at the "hoaxers" that surges as unsuspected times. Banging pots at 7pm is a small thing, but it's cathartic.

 

[uconnell]

I dreamed last night that I stood on our front lawn @7 pm and sang “ God Bless America”. I have a horrible voice but I love this country enough to embarrass myself. I have seriously considered doing it.

 

[Kaizen]

The new Olympic symbol (keep safe distance).

 

[huskeynut]

We are finishing up week 4 of "stay at home." in our Florida community. Hopefully it won't be much longer. Neighboring county is issued an edict that everyone must wear a face mask when in public starting Monday. Fortunately not the county we live in. Don't know how they are going to enforce it.

We went out today to our local, family operated fruit stand. Fresh oranges, pink grapefruit and peaches. Picked up a few ears of sweet corn and a couple of containers of rubs for steak and ribs. The stand also has fresh ice cream, homemade. Wife had a strawberry/ chocolate cone. It felt like we escaped solitary confinement.

Stay safe Boneyarders.

 

[Kaizen]

 

[oldude]

My wife actually discovered and purchased a 12-pack of Quilted Northern during a supermarket run today. It’s not our usual brand, but what the hell.

 

[Magy Cannon]

I live in the country on a farm. My life, many days, is not too different than pre corona. I take care of cattle; "fix" things; manage the hay ground; and enjoy the outdoors. Dogwood trees and azaleas are blooming in the yard now and they're beautiful. Rainy days and Sundays are different. No church, or Sunday School; and Friday evening happy hour at the club doesn't exist. Easter will certainly be different. Toilet paper is available for a couple hours each morning at WalMart! I certainly feel for those in apartments or condos in big cities. And for the self employed and others who can't go to work. Also those business owners who are struggling. And I feel for those who are terrified, whether it is of sickness, economic ruin, or something else. Hope my boneyard friends stay safe and happy.

 

[Kaizen]

 

[eebmg]

We are finishing up week 4 of "stay at home." in our Florida community. Hopefully it won't be much longer. Neighboring county is issued an edict that everyone must wear a face mask when in public starting Monday. Fortunately not the county we live in. Don't know how they are going to enforce it.

We went out today to our local, family operated fruit stand. Fresh oranges, pink grapefruit and peaches. Picked up a few ears of sweet corn and a couple of containers of rubs for steak and ribs. The stand also has fresh ice cream, homemade. Wife had a strawberry/ chocolate cone. It felt like we escaped solitary confinement.

Stay safe Boneyarders.

I am in NYC and I for one hope people continue wearing masks. Now about 90% of people on the streets are wearing a mask or alternative mouth/nose covering. In my opinion, this is a significant factor in helping slow the spread as evidenced in multiple far east nations (among other safeguards)

If it were possible to enforce it and we had enough for all, I am sure this would be part of the standard medical guidelines we would be given and it still boggles my mind the US cannot manufacture enough and make a point to disperse them in the hot zones at least.

Until we have a vaccine, everyone (who has access to one) should adopt this practice. I know I won't stop until a vaccine is available.

 

[oldude]

I am in NYC and I for one hope people continue wearing masks. Now about 90% of people on the streets are wearing a mask or alternative mouth/nose covering. In my opinion, this is a significant factor in helping slow the spread as evidenced in multiple far east nations (among other safeguards)

If it were possible to enforce it and we had enough for all, I am sure this would be part of the standard medical guidelines we would be given and it still boggles my mind the US cannot manufacture enough and make a point to disperse them in the hot zones at least.

Until we have a vaccine, everyone (who has access to one) should adopt this practice. I know I won't stop until a vaccine is available.

I’m in upstate NY. While my wife and I wear masks when we go to the supermarket or Home Depot, we are still in the minority. It’s changing though, albeit very slowly.

 

[eebmg]

I’m in upstate NY. While my wife and I wear masks when we go to the supermarket or Home Depot, we are still in the minority. It’s changing though, albeit very slowly.

I just do not understand the logic of not wearing one (if it is available) when we have no idea if we are carrying the virus at a given moment (asymptomatic)

And as the curve starts flattening and we get a false sense of security in the nice summer months and the politicians start opening some of the businesses it may come back even stronger in the Fall if we are not vigilant now.

 

[MSGRET]

The Air Force Thunderbirds just did a 30 minute flyover saluting the healthcare workers and other front line people like grocery store workers here in the Vegas valley. It was televised by one of the local stations. They flew down the Strip less than 100' above the casinos, breathtaking.

 

[HuskyNan]

I dreamed last night that I stood on our front lawn @7 pm and sang “ God Bless America”. I have a horrible voice but I love this country enough to embarrass myself. I have seriously considered doing it.

Our place. People I our neighborhood are flying flags and putting up Christmas lights to show solidarity

 

[HuskyNan]

Have you seen the videos of New Yorkers cheering healthcare workers? I’ve heard it’s a daily event

 

[eebmg]

Have you seen the videos of New Yorkers cheering healthcare workers? I’ve heard it’s a daily event

About 4-5 times a week on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I face the back so I do not get a chance

 

[JordyG]

Have you seen the videos of New Yorkers cheering healthcare workers? I’ve heard it’s a daily event

My city. Ain't nothin' quite like it.

 

[oldude]

Have you seen the videos of New Yorkers cheering healthcare workers? I’ve heard it’s a daily event

It’s a beautiful gesture by New Yorkers to honor folks on the frontline fighting this virus. It started in Italy and has spread around the world. It now happens all throughout NYC at 7:00 pm when the shift change occurs for doctors, nurses and medical personnel at hospitals around the city.

 

[Cornell Lt]

What is so annoying is that they have shut down all golf courses in NYS. If you can't practice social distancing in 400+ acres than you can't do it anywhere.

 

[SVCBeercats]

Checkout the age group and case per 100,000 in each group. This virus is made for old folks. Yikes! This is a CDC website. Click on All Age Groups and click off 65+. Yikes! Not liking my age group!
COVID-19 Hospitalizations