The Air Fryer?

[Uconn10922]

Thoughts? I know my Ninja does heat up quick!!!

 

[GHSWolverines]

I have an air fryer and it's awesome

 

[JCSuperstar]

Those color commentary analogies were as smooth as your poppyseed lemon dessing!

Seriously, WTF?

 

[Thirty Three]

I‘m going with “Sweet Baby Ray.” Now I just need one of you to photoshop Jordan’s head on top of a bottle of sweet baby rays bbq sauce for me.

 

[Chin Diesel]

I'll take ill-conceived and contrived nicknames for $1000.

 

[Kenny11]

He called Hawkins the air fryer after he made a layup. He definitely thought of that one all summer and couldnt wait to use it

 

[Chin Diesel]

So, his thought process was Vinnie Johnson was The Microwave but a microwave is older boomer technology. So he wanted a newer kitchen appliance which conveys the message of heats up quickly. It didn't work.

 

[Hi-Low]

A big NO

 

[UCLJ0211]

Just slightly worse than “The Adama-nator” I came up with for Sanogo.

 

[YearoftheHusky]

I don’t hate it. ‍♂️

 

[Huskyforlife]

Terrible. Like that dude calling Adama refrigerator. Our dudes ain't kitchen appliances bruh.

 

[MTBingNinja]

Thoughts? I know my Ninja does heat up qui

I prefer that we stick with calling him “The Hawk”

 

[auror]

Just slightly worse than “The Adama-nator” I came up with for Sanogo.

I'm definitely going to use this one though. He's pretty relentless and built like he's made of metal. Shades of both dominator and The Terminator.

 

[UCLJ0211]

I'm definitely going to use this one though. He's pretty relentless and built like he's made of metal. Shades of both dominator and The Terminator.

Thanks, you’re making me feel better about it…lol

 

[Uconn10922]

I mean, can we get a least one edited picture of Hawkins shooting an Air Fryer? Can someone make that happen? It could do wonders for his NIL.

 

[auror]

I mean, can we get a least one edited picture of Hawkins shooting an Air Fryer? Can someone make that happen? It could do wonders for his NIL.

This is a good consideration. Any nickname that can tie into a product is now essential. Jordan "The Instant Pot presents Instant Vortex Air Fryer" Hawkins.

 

[McLovin]

This is a good consideration. Any nickname that can tie into a product is now essential. Jordan "The Instant Pot presents Instant Vortex Air Fryer" Hawkins.

I smell an NIL deal in the works! Or maybe it’s just my tater tots.

 

[Apollo]

Jordan Hawkins is the most basketball name ever, does he even need a nickname? "Hawk" would be the logical by default, and is kinda badass. "The Air Fryer" is flat out dumb, but Dykes seemed proud of it and am sure will mention it first time he sees Hawkins check-in today

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

 

[F101Voodoo]

So, his thought process was Vinnie Johnson was The Microwave but a microwave is older boomer technology. So he wanted a newer kitchen appliance which conveys the message of heats up quickly. It didn't work.

I am of the Early Boomer gang so I thought at first he said " Air Flyer" which would be reduntant. And yas the VA confirmed that my hearing is at Boomer level so I have a written excuse! LOL

 

[Uconn10922]

Get that picture on a T-shirt and I will buy it.

 

[Chin Diesel]

I prefer that we stick with calling him “The Hawk”

Just Hawk.

Hawk Hawkins sounds like the name of the lead character from a 1980's TV PersonaI Investigator TV drama.

 

[Uconn10922]

Another NIL idea. “Cook up some Hawk wings in your Ninja Air Fryer” Then a video of Jordan pulling out some wings from the Air Fryer and eating them. He can get paid from the Hot Wing brand and the Air Fryer.

 

[Sibeerian]

Thoughts? I know my Ninja does heat up quick!!!

Air Friar would actually be great for an athletic Providence kid.

 

[superjohn]

Just Hawk.

Hawk Hawkins sounds like the name of the lead character from a 1980's TV PersonaI Investigator TV drama.

It's trying too hard to come up with a nickname when the guy already has the best basketball player name possible. Just call him Jordan Hawkins or Hawk.

 

[WestHartHusk]

Air Friar would actually be great for an athletic Providence kid.

When they eventually get one.

 

[Spaceman213J]

Doesn't need a nickname. His given name evokes two basketball greats.

Reminds me when a new kid came to my grammar school. We were in 6th grade. He came up and said "Hi, I'm Jimmy. " He pause and added, "Well, my real name is James Bond the third, but I prefer Jimmy." One of my friends was like, "Dude, you have the coolest name and you go by 'Jimmy'. He shook his head and walked away.

 

[imno1]

I have an air fryer. It takes a minute ( or for the old "A while") to heat up

 

[jibsey]

I like "The Hawk".

 

[DogBoy]

I am of the Early Boomer gang so I thought at first he said " Air Flyer" which would be reduntant. And yas the VA confirmed that my hearing is at Boomer level so I have a written excuse! LOL

I am of the Late Boomer gang and we called Air Fryers Convection Ovens back in the 70's.