Texas Haiku

[Jorgensen]

“Don’t mess with Texas”
More like “Texas is stupid”
Amirite, boneyard??

 

[Dove]

Monday night mushin'.
Two things that come from Texas...
Losing and sadness.

 

[dennismenace]

The chill of Manhattan
will cool the longhorns down
Lone star ghost riders goin home

 

[XLCenterFan]

These Horns will be hooked
But will anyone be there?
We need a witness

 

[willie99]

Our sport, our city, our home court, our fans, our coaching and our team ===== victory

Don't you know who we are

 

[Son of Robert]

Texas goin down
Five geese in a hurricane
6th borough home court

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

Texans know UConn
Did we open a branch there
We're there every March.

 

[Jimdish255]

I'm gonna wake up
In the city that never sleeps
And find I'm King Of The Hill
Top of the heap!

 

[mussels]

Oomph Huskies must play
better than boneyard haiku’s
its five seven five

every utterance
must be made in haiku form
pull the sled people

 

[EZPass]

Will Samson Johnson
Lead us in dunks? Pre-season
No way…now maybe.

 

[RedDog]

Nothing can stop us!
We will overwhelm Texas.
Should have built the wall.

 

[Madmannsucks]

Longhorns need a loss
To enhance their resume
Why not tonight Yes

 

[xclamations]

Huskies hooking horns
They must be lost in new york
Storrs south beef for sport

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Once more with feeling
Set for barbecue Longhorn
Tasty in New York

 

[JakeTheDog]

Remember Roscoe
Full court heave with 10 ticks left?
Funny memory

 

[Waquoit]

Texas, where telling
Truth about the Alamo
Is against the law.

 

[huskyjawz]

Quiet on the train
No roll call thread on the Yard
UConn fans show up?

 

[Hey Adrien!]

The great Dan Hurley,
Or, Matthew McConaughey...
Which one is the champ?

 

[jayteeman]

Huskies continue
Making teams melt second half
Bring the mops tonight

 

[DALTX]

If the game is tied
With eleven seconds left
We don't have Roscoe

 

[OkaForPrez]

Back to back game nights
Feast week, the best of the year
After March of course

 

[Punkbo]

AK is our man
Tonight he scores 20 points
Put it in the books

 

[storrsroars]

Rodney Terry wears
Some cool frames. But tonight he's
Coach Gus Fring in flames.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The chill of Manhattan
will cool the longhorns down
Lone star ghost riders goin home

What on earth is this?
Six, six, and eight syllables?
That ain't no haiku

Our sport, our city, our home court, our fans, our coaching and our team ===== victory

Don't you know who we are

What the heck is this?
I can't count the syllables
or number of lines

I'm gonna wake up
In the city that never sleeps
And find I'm King Of The Hill
Top of the heap!
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Third time not a charm
Syllables and lines both off
I'm baffled by these

Oomph Huskies must play
better than boneyard haiku’s
its five seven five

Correct syllables
But misplaced apostrophes
Try "haikus" and "it's"

every utterance
must be made in haiku form
pull the sled people

"Ev-er-y" is three
Eschew ambiguity
"Ev'ry" is clearer

But make no mistake
Your contribution is most
appreciated

Cousin's death, long drive,
birthday, then full phone failure
have all thrown me off

Haiku stokes mojo
Fans follow honored form and
pull sled together

 

[dennismenace]

The chill of Manhattan
will cool the longhorns down
Lone star ghost riders goin home

What on earth is this?
Six, six, and eight syllables?
That ain't no haiku

This is called "artistic license"

Why an artistic license is important?

This license is essential to all art because it is about the interpretation and style of an image or object, not just its physical properties. Artistic license allows for creativity in the interpretation of the world and does not have to be respected by everyone.