Stupid Question

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Go on. I'm all ears.

Stalker.
Oops, too late.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Have to get everything in a row then I'll be back to you.

Just be sure there's a grain of truth.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Has he even been dressing... ?

Completely naked, and not good naked.

 

[Ewekon]

Word is he is transferring to Nebraska

 

[mauconnfan]

Heard it was so bad when he went to plant he couldn't.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

if true I'd love to know who he threw a punch at. Seems like a pretty important detail to omit

Unless it was Onuorah, whoever was on the other end was out of his weight class.

 

[Alum86]

This thread is aMAZEing

 

[Whtdmd]

If he did indeed punch another player and refuse the coach's directions to stop. He should be kick out of the team forever. He comes across as a good guy but has difficulty controlling his impulses. We don't need people like that on the team or at work

 

[mauconnfan]

Maybe Jim Ollie, since he's on campus, can butter him up with a lunch offer. Then he can grill him and report back to us? Just hope he doesn't ask him when he's in the can.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Maybe Jim Ollie, since he's on campus, can butter him up with a lunch offer. Then he can grill him and report back to us? Just hope he doesn't ask him when he's in the can.

The joke's officially gotten too corny now.

 

[QDOG5]

I heard he really creamed the guy with the punch. I'll miss his silky shot. Hopefully he'll graduate and be able to wear that tassel. I'll miss him, he was a chum but there are polenta more players out there.

 

[QDOG5]

Breaking news - I heard he got busted for looking at pone on a University computer.

 

[BlueMAB]

This thread is aMAZEing

Not to BUTTER you up, but I think you meant aMAIZEing.

Either one works.

 

[Alum86]

Not to BUTTER you up, but I think you meant aMAIZEing.

Either one works.

My UCorn education.

 

[UC313]

Gonna transfer to Seton Hall for a dollar and play for the Pirates which aptly will change their name to the Buck-an-ears.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Go on. I'm all ears.

I heard that it’s because he was too husky.

 

[joober jones]

It fills me with pride to have indirectly started this corn marathon.

 

[my2cents]

Bye Cobb

 

[jostar1]

Gonna transfer to Seton Hall for a dollar and play for the Pirates which aptly will change their name to the Buck-an-ears.

 

[UC313]

Brutal.

 

[bazzketball13]

Any students: has he been on campus. I'm not sure how the schollie situation works if youre booted off the team. Does it hold for the full year?

saw him at the rec center playing pickup. Nice guy,claimed he would be back the following week which would have been cincy. He’s been going to class and stuff. As Ollie said he’s not allowed in the facility.

 

[Danzz]

If he was coming back he would be back already. We have Onarah so we don't need him.

 

[JustbrewitMan]

If Cobb did whatever he did when JC was coaching, Jimmy woulda cracked him and wouldn't have cared about it either.

 

[QDOG5]

Took me a second @JustbrewitMan. Well done.