St Johns Game Day Haiku

[Chosen]

We upset Marquette
It's time to do this at home
Let's upset red storm

 

[6in25]

One of two home games
Against Slick Rick's Red Storm team
Huskies are ready

My only request
Is I leave Gampel tonight
With loss of hearing

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

We opened Gampel
With a win over St. Johns
I was Frosh back then

On Ben Gordon Day
The hero of Mount Vernon
Was not just G.W.

 

[drayenob]

Its back down to earth
for the storm. Were going to
tip you like a cow

 

[storrsroars]

I have a sneaking
Suspicion that Ross has a
Game for the ages.

Dogs defend Gampel,
Kadary merely mortal,
And Rick rolled again.

 

[huskyjawz]

Is Liam one or two?
I say one, but don't matter
As long as we win!

 

[White Dwarf]

Beat St Johns tonight
Johnnies, redmen, or red storm
don't care, Beat them all

 

[jayteeman]

I pray the ceiling
panels installed at Gampel
shake but do not break

 

[Husky Alien]

Huskies will play hard
At Gample against St Johns
Johnnies will go down

 

[Doctor Hoop]

If Marquette was the
Appetizer, then tonight
Will be the main dish

The Huskies will feast
On the menu? The Red Storm
Pitino served cold

 

[RuffRuff]

Here comes the slickster.
Storming the hoops capitol.
Boys soap Jonnies down.

 

[UCFan1513]

Let’s pound the Johnnies
Like a Pitino hooker
Why his skin so pale?

 

[OviedoFLHusky]

Storm fans want UConn?
Be careful what you wish for....
Bless their little hearts!

 

[Martin84]

What were they thinking?
Are their any good Rick Jokes?
Are Red Storm Commies?

 

[TheShot1990]

Rick Pitino, jerk
They are hoping they can win
Hoping they can not

 

[David 76]

Pitino is gross
Let's not help spread his BS
Let's beat them badly

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Change in the mojo:
Last game, I forgot to wear
UConn gear...repeat.

 

[bmayuc]

No Backcourt - So what
Liam Hoopin, un deux trois,
Gampel Be Crazy

 

[mussels]

Big Rick Pitino
gets smaller than nuetrino
when storm miss free throw

 

[Dove]

Rick, table for two.
Doesn't wobble, strong as hell.
Your team gets ****ed soon.

 

[storrsroars]

I'm hoping I get
To watch the game in peace and
The dog doesn't retch.

I made hot sausage
And pepper sammies for din.
As I was about

To put wife's sausage
On bun, she snuck up startling
Me, and I dropped it.

The dog already
Was waiting for me to drop
Something. Dog lotto.

 

[AntG168]

Tonight is for BG4
They thought they had a chance
They did not

 

[Hunt for 7]

Vampire Pitino
Will get bitten by a dog
Worse than some garlic

Rammed down his gullet
Or his heart being cleanly
Pierced by a wood stake

Sorry Rick too much
Baggage being hauled around
Time to get knocked down

 

[DALTX]

Queens versus Storrs south
Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Huskies shock the world