St Johns Game Day Haiku

[Chosen]

We upset Marquette
It's time to do this at home
Let's upset red storm

 

[6in25]

One of two home games
Against Slick Rick's Red Storm team
Huskies are ready

My only request
Is I leave Gampel tonight
With loss of hearing

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

We opened Gampel
With a win over St. Johns
I was Frosh back then

On Ben Gordon Day
The hero of Mount Vernon
Was not just G.W.

 

[drayenob]

Its back down to earth
for the storm. Were going to
tip you like a cow

 

[6Nattys4Us]

Ladies fell at Knox
Hostile environment yes
Let's produce the same

And storm the court
when we flush the johnnies down
and send them home with

Their tails between legs
Their coach crying foul after foul
to deaf referees

 

[storrsroars]

I have a sneaking
Suspicion that Ross has a
Game for the ages.

Dogs defend Gampel,
Kadary merely mortal,
And Rick rolled again.

 

[huskyjawz]

Is Liam one or two?
I say one, but don't matter
As long as we win!

 

[White Dwarf]

Beat St Johns tonight
Johnnies, redmen, or red storm
don't care, Beat them all

 

[jayteeman]

I pray the ceiling
panels installed at Gampel
shake but do not break

 

[Husky Alien]

Huskies will play hard
At Gample against St Johns
Johnnies will go down

 

[Doctor Hoop]

If Marquette was the
Appetizer, then tonight
Will be the main dish

The Huskies will feast
On the menu? The Red Storm
Pitino served cold

 

[RuffRuff]

Here comes the slickster.
Storming the hoops capitol.
Boys soap Jonnies down.

 

[OviedoFLHusky]

Storm fans want UConn?
Be careful what you wish for....
Bless their little hearts!

 

[Martin84]

What were they thinking?
Are their any good Rick Jokes?
Are Red Storm Commies?

 

[TheShot1990]

Rick Pitino, jerk
They are hoping they can win
Hoping they can not

 

[David 76]

Pitino is gross
Let's not help spread his BS
Let's beat them badly

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Change in the mojo:
Last game, I forgot to wear
UConn gear...repeat.

 

[bmayuc]

No Backcourt - So what
Liam Hoopin, un deux trois,
Gampel Be Crazy

 

[mussels]

Big Rick Pitino
gets smaller than nuetrino
when storm miss free throw

 

[Dove]

Rick, table for two.
Doesn't wobble, strong as hell.
Your team gets ****ed soon.

 

[storrsroars]

I'm hoping I get
To watch the game in peace and
The dog doesn't retch.

I made hot sausage
And pepper sammies for din.
As I was about

To put wife's sausage
On bun, she snuck up startling
Me, and I dropped it.

The dog already
Was waiting for me to drop
Something. Dog lotto.

 

[KingAG]

Tonight is for BG4
They thought they had a chance
They did not

 

[Hunt for 7]

Vampire Pitino
Will get bitten by a dog
Worse than some garlic

Rammed down his gullet
Or his heart being cleanly
Pierced by a wood stake

Sorry Rick too much
Baggage being hauled around
Time to get knocked down

 

[DALTX]

Queens versus Storrs south
Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Huskies shock the world

 

[444JR]

Forgot my haiku
Guys lost steam after a strong start
Game is not over

 

[storrsroars]

Tonight is for BG4
They thought they had a chance
They did not

Many BYers think
The team is soft and that's why
We lost tonight's game.

I gonna blame you
For this crappy non-haiku.
Pure mojo killer.