OT: Some really bad jokes to end the year

[Ozimoto]

These are pretty Ugh-ly!

 

[MdStang]

Just one more...

Q: Who's bigger, Mrs. Bigger or Mrs. Bigger's baby?

A: Mrs. Bigger's baby. He's a little Bigger.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

did ya hear the one aboot the butcher who backed into the grinder?
he got a little behind in his work...

 

[CL82]

That joke stinks..

[shrugs] It passes.

 

[cullaville]

Three elderly gentleman were talking when on asked what they would like people to say as they were viewing them at their wakes, The first one said that he hoped he would say theta he was a great family man and that he was always there for his wife and children. The second gentleman said that he hoped people would say that he was an honest man who lived a dignified life. The this man said he hoped that would say Look he's moving

 

[bluedevil]

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.